Doctors Addicts Anonymous Continued - please form orderly queues

[MsNobodyAgain]

Welcome again to another thread that worships the daytime soap 'Doctors'.

Feel free to join in, jump in and ask about any abbreviations.

Orderly queues are needed for those that want to:

• slap Cherry (it's a long queue. No pushing at the back please)
• help Jimmi out with his wire brush and Dettol routine
• shag befriend Kevin, Howard or Daniel (one queue for each man and no swapping)
• bet on which wig Mrs T will be wearing each day

The waiting room is empty (as usual). Take a seat.

Hey Jizz, needy much?

Well, that was BAH.

Mondays episode looks cheery

Hey Raah! Make sure you put your name down on the Halloween name change thread! Yours is the best by a country mile.

That was so crap I can't think of anything to say about it. How come, in the past when I've dipped in and out there have been some really good episodes (usually the ones with a patient storyline rather than a staff based one). Yet this week it has been pretty dire throughout.

I want a themed name...

I've only managed to catch bits of this weeks episodes (thank you DS), but it doesn't sound like I've missed much...I haven't had much time to catch up on the thread either (sorry), and I'm going away soon for a month so I will be relying on you to keep your synopses coming in case I miss anything

AND...

I've just got off the phone to my best mate (lives 200miles away) who has been off sick for 2 weeks and has been catching up on Doctors. She used to watch it years ago so has been suitably

Her mum came over half way through one episode and she pretended she wasn't really watching as she was too - her mum turned it off in disgust and she had to pretend she wasn't bothered

Obviously I was then able to tell her all about us SDTPs which she thought was hilarious

She thinks TBFE is hot hot hot - she also wants to know why he is not known as TBFC (the bloke from Casualty) rather than E. I said I would put it to you all.

She doesn't like Mandy, Jizz, Kevin or the new receptionist.
She loves Mrs Tembe (who doesn't). She asked me if Mrs T had a first name, I was so excited that I could tell her it was Winifrrrred
She likes Daniel but not as much as TBFE
Heston is just Heston with his silly bow ties
Gobby sounds like she smokes 200 fags a day
Jimmi makes her skin crawl

We agreed that it's as bad as ever - which is a good thing

oooh, biscuit- have put my name on the name change thread VOTE RAAHH

I have just watched today's. Jizz and 6tl are both irritating, and Chris is plain odd. I really didn't want either to get the job. Is there a back story with 6tl and TBFE? Why do I care??[hgrin]

And Laura-from-Eastenders is a terrible actress. It was a bit crap today. I need a PROPER wtf episode to cheer me up.

Ooh Raahh you can count on my vote.

Is that in 'Site Stuff'. I must wander off for a look-see and a shameless vote for a fellow SDTP.

Mildred your mate doesn't like Kevin .

Can't vote til Monday. Bollocks.

...that should have said 'Bollocks' [hsad]

MsN Kevin is all yours

I like your friend, Mildred, you should bring her here. Tell her it is a place of safety.

Have just watched yesterday's. It seemed to be some sort of The Bill/Doctors hybrid. Even a bit of Jasmine Allen Estate-esque action.

TBFE appeared to have a poorly right eye.
I think I have a small crush on Chris he reminds me of Chris Martin off of Coldplay but younger.
Jimmi and his mate are tiresome. Martin Clunes and Neil Morrisey did it so much better.

Jas is growing on me.

I loved 'Men Behaving Badly' but it has probably aged terribly now as it starred Leslie Ash before her unfortunate trout pout.

Seems Jimmi can turn his OCD on and off. His mate was eating cereal out of the box with his hands.

sparkling you took me back with the reference to the Jasmine Allen estate. Wish we'd had a thread like this for The Bill.

i have been catching up on the spoilers. Finally is starting to sound a bit more wtf incoming weeks-but why is Val staying when Mrs T and Gobby get back?. I mean, she's a rubbish character, and unless we are going to find out she is the rightful owner of gobby's house- she's a waste of time

I am intrigued as to what Beefy Plod is getting up to ion the next few weeks Raahh. Sounds like WTF is going off the scale.

I know- it's very intriguing. [hgrin]

Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh - don't mention the spoilers although I read them

It's gonna be Gobtastic-Fantastic for sure.

I just want Mrs T back anyway, in her 'bob' wig.

Ooh I was just coming on to say I had just read the spoilers and WTF!

Gobbyplod seems to be be getting lots of screen time. WTF is going to happen? I have my suspicions...

Laughing at Val being the rightful owner of Gobby's house, Raah!

Resistance is futile.

The spoilers go so far into the future that by the time the episodes are shown I can't remember what I read.