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Doctors Addicts Anonymous Continued - please form orderly queues

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MsNobodyAgain · 16/10/2012 17:55

Welcome again to another thread that worships the daytime soap 'Doctors'.

Feel free to join in, jump in and ask about any abbreviations.

Orderly queues are needed for those that want to:

  • slap Cherry (it's a long queue. No pushing at the back please)
  • help Jimmi out with his wire brush and Dettol routine
  • shag befriend Kevin, Howard or Daniel (one queue for each man and no swapping)
  • bet on which wig Mrs T will be wearing each day

The waiting room is empty (as usual). Take a seat.

Grin
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BiscuitNibbler · 25/10/2012 14:43

I'm sorry, I can't help it. I love Valerie. Blush I want her to stay.

WhoKnowsWhereTheTimeGoes · 25/10/2012 14:43

Nun is Brigit Forsyth (Thelma from the Likely Lads if you're old enough to remember that like me). Sure she's been in other things too.

toldmywrath · 25/10/2012 14:45

I think the nun was Thelma from the Likely Lads & also was she in Rocky? (not the film) Oops I mean Boon I think!
Just seen the Corrie thread which cross references Doctors I see what you're doing there Sparkling- trying to lure people in.
[hgrin]

BiscuitNibbler · 25/10/2012 14:50

Of course! Thank you!

BiscuitNibbler · 25/10/2012 14:58

How the hell can 6tl be the woman's doctor? She's not been in it long enough for someone to book one appointment with her let alone two.

Sparklingbrook · 25/10/2012 15:00

told I think I was being quite subtle in my recruiting methods. ie you think Corrie is WTF i know of a soap that makes that look very ordinary. Grin

Haven't seen today's yet but looking forward to Thelma the Nun. I think. Confused

dRaahhcula · 25/10/2012 15:09

Haven't seen today's - this week (along with our car[sad) is a write -off as far as watching live goes.

But this-
If he's going to wear dresses and tights he needs to learn to keep his legs together when sitting on park benches. made me [hgrin]

and allows me to share the fact that I once went out with someone who I found out liked to dress as a woman. Called Samantha. He sent me photos. He was 6ft 1 with a beard and very hairy legs[hgrin]. So was SamanthaGrin

Sparklingbrook · 25/10/2012 19:05

Ha! there's nothing on TV so I am subjecting DH and DS2 to today's Doctors. I'll let you know if either comments. Grin

Sparklingbrook · 25/10/2012 19:09

Oh sorry Raahh the Ha! wasn't aimed at you. Grin or you hairy ex. Grin

neither DH or DS2 has said anything yet but they are transfixed....

TheAngelsHaveTheOod · 25/10/2012 19:12

Shock raah is that why he was an ex?

Sparklingbrook · 25/10/2012 19:14

Blind mum/transvestite son. Oooh no.

dRaahhcula · 25/10/2012 19:40

Just caught up with this thread whilst waiting for ds to finish karate. Still haven't seen today'sSad
Yes, my ex became am ex very soon after this revelation- I'm only 4ft 8 with size 2 feet, we couldn't have shared clothesGrin, and he started e-mailing with ever more bizarre requests...

my life is soooo dull these daysGrin

dRaahhcula · 25/10/2012 22:42

Just caught up with today's . Felt a bit Sad watching really, as the mum of a nearly 10 year old boy. And I've recently read David Walliam's kids book 'The boy in the dress'. Pmt is a bugger

LikelyLad Nun was funny.

Jizz spent an episode not moaning about moneyShock

MakesCakesWhenStressed · 26/10/2012 12:24

I don't believe it. a girl goes off to have a real life for 3 days and this thread increases by 6 pages

I could very easily have a crush on nurse Chris if he wasn't such a princess

MsNobodyAgain · 26/10/2012 13:00

Makes is it that many pages already? Shock I have my settings set to display the whole thread so I don't see page numbers.

Nurse Chris seems like a bit of a moody one. I'll stick to Kevin.

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MakesCakesWhenStressed · 26/10/2012 13:35

Yup, we're in page 18 already.

Baby Cakes is bashing me with a wooden hammer testing my reflexes
I'm letting him because Doctors is in soon and I could do without a tantrum. Especially since we're all coldy here.

Valerie is getting on my tits. I'd even swap her for Cherry. She's just such a hackneyed caricature of sad singleton woman of a certain age.

MakesCakesWhenStressed · 26/10/2012 13:46

Now I know I've been watching too much Doctors. Baby Cakes just started grinning when the theme tune came on...

MsNobodyAgain · 26/10/2012 13:49

Grin Makes

Jimmi's mate is annoying and I'm not sure what Jizz is up to with her ex Confused

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BiscuitNibbler · 26/10/2012 13:53

Just watching now - on Sky+ so a few minutes behind.

No way could Jimmi's mate pull a woman.

Is Jiz just trying to get her money back from the ex by pretending to get back together or does she really want to? Do I care?

MsNobodyAgain · 26/10/2012 13:54

Is Jimmi going to be unkind because this person is called Cherry?

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BiscuitNibbler · 26/10/2012 13:55

It is Laura from Eastenders! Still can't act!

MakesCakesWhenStressed · 26/10/2012 13:55

I reckon Jizz is one if those awful women who only wants what she can't have.

BiscuitNibbler · 26/10/2012 13:57

Heston is still hoping to win round 6tl.

MsNobodyAgain · 26/10/2012 13:58

Kevin. Ummmmmmmmmm! Smile

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MsNobodyAgain · 26/10/2012 14:02

1- how hard can it be to POAS?

2- police 'wire up' people with short notice, yeah right Hmm

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