Doctors Addicts Anonymous Continued - TBFE sees a SDTP wearing a waterfall cardigan and thinks 'WTF?'

[MsNobodyAgain]

Welcome one and all to the fan club of the afternoon soap 'Doctors'.

For any newcomers , explanations as follows:

TBFE: The Bloke From Emmerdale (Ian Kelsey who plays Howard)

SDTP: Saddo Doctors Thread Partakers (which we all think know we are but we love it anyway).

Waterfall cardi: Apparently these are a MN no-no but it's a wardrobe essential to a SDTP.

Gobbyplods: Karen and Rob Hollins, aka 'the only plod in the village'

Beanbags: are now being Freecycled and will be passed on to other lentil weavers.

oddly, I didn't feel compelled to tell anyone that I was trying for a baby. Jimmi is loopy.

She wants him to move to the granny flat...

noooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Cringe!

hahahahahahahahahahahaha

It was very 'waiting for god'

No she doesn't Jimmi she's a massive fibber.

Mrs T is wearing her fancy wig tomorrow

Why does everyone keep saying they will be good parents? I have seen very little evidence...

she must be on official business, if her 'good' wig is out!

I like to hear people say that in real life Raahh and then I sit back and wait for them to descend into shrieking messes like me

I'm trying to keep my mind off the fact my car is being m.o.t'ed right now, and will probably fail and I have no moneeeeeeyyyy. Good thing dh is off.

Oh, and yesterday, when i went to pick the dcs up from school, the road was sealed off, swarming with police, because one of the local idiots residents had found a grenade and taken it home to show his gran. Bearing in mind, we live not too far from where the bloke who killed the police women, also killed a man in a grenade attack- this was a stupid thing to do. All the boys at school thought it was the coolest thing ever

i don't want any drama today!

Bloomin' heck re the grenade.

If your car fails the MOT, don't tell your DH how Jas earned extra money

Times like this, you need Mrs T and her mechanic skills. She fixed a bus once remember, and Kevins car. She's verrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrry useful.

car has passed, just a brake light. It costs slightly more because I hate garages, and have been ripped off in the past, so we have a mobile mechanic who takes the car and sorts it. It's never needed much doing, and i don't have to talk to people anti-social. It's worth the extra £20.

YY to mrs T, mechanic extraordinaire. She is very handy.

Not watched yet.

Jealous of your car passing the MOT Raah. Last week mine failed and needed 2 brake pads and two front tyres.

MsN - necklace is a good idea. Last year I used my birthday money (it was my 40th) and bought a lovely necklace that I wear all the time now. Very simple but I love it.

The receptionist threatened me with a home visit this afternoon, but it quickly got commuted to a phone call when she remembered the dragon's receptionist's code.

I'm flat on my back in agony waiting for dh ri get home and fervently going baby cakes stays asleep until then.

I have a big birthday next year. I'd like a painting. Anyone know of an artist they could recommend?

Ok, just started watching. Even that little flick of the head that Jas does in the credits annoys me.

The new characters are crapola. We need a new family I think. There are no children in it at all.

Joe has been whisked away, Daniel's other child is never mentioned. Immie and Jack have gone.

What's TBFE's family situation?

Right, just finished watching it - 5 minutes in I had to answer the phone and then just got distracted.

Agree with you, Sparkling, the new characters are pants. I hate 6tl Emma. She is just smarmy and dislikeable.

Definitely need a new family. Joe will no doubt be back but we need more.

Mrs T looks very good in her posh wig, looking forward to that tomorrow.

TBFE is in love with a married 41 year old woman in the Midlands.

Ha, nice try Biscuit. Although I do prefer Kevin to TBFE (apart from when he's wearing his turd brown suit).

I will miss todays as I have an important appointment bingo to go to.

Damn, I thought that one would just slip in under the wire without notice.

I will miss today's too, got to take DD to her swimming lesson. I miss it "live" virtually every day.

I'd rather go swimming than take my elderly mother to bingo. I NEVER WIN!

When I don't go with her, she wins loads...she has won £600 in the last 2 weeks . I am the bingo-kiss-of-death

And I have to eat my lunch by stealth as you are not allowed to bring 'outside' sandwiches in. You're meant to buy your food in there. Cold chips and chunky gravy anyone?

Have you pointed this out to her? Maybe if she thought about it she would prefer you to wait at home watching Doctors?

I have, time and again, but she seems to enjoy my company and she gets to grill me about the kids and my ex.

Fingers crossed she gets the £500 last house this afternoon. I could do with a bit of cash. Kids birthdays are looming and one of them wants and Ipod Touch fat chance