And on the sixth day he created Soft Rock, and Lo! The Jesuses were grateful

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And they did wear double denim but stopped the hanky business cos the producers read our threads and worked out what they meant.

Day SIX of the Trial By Yowling that is Superstar.

Jesusuesses rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrready
Mumsnetters rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrready

Signing in with my box of wine with a tap on.

Can't wait for another 90 minutes of singing, beards and weird outfits.

Never mind the bloody Olympics, we deserve medals for sticking with this

Someone in wardrobe was clearly having a laugh with the hankies, I think

Top Tip for you Sparkling. When you think it has run out, rip the cardboard and squeeze the silver bag. Easily another glass in there.

Thanks Sue, like a big alcoholic Capri Sun? In fact i could put a straw in couldn't I?

I like the idea of an alcoholic capri sun

I'm off work till Tuedsay. I have wine, gin & chocolate and homemade ginger biscuits. I'm in for the ride ladies!

Even topperer tip if you're desperate. You can INFLATE the silver bag linery thing & get a bit more wine out at the end!! (DH discovery).

I'm in.

Trying to decide to open the wine now or wait until the kids are in bed. I need it now but will enjoy it more with peace and quiet (and the Jesususses of course).

Oh no, I'm going out I'll check in on my return to see who has gone, better not be Thor Jesus

The coop used to do good wine boxes for under a tenner, in my yoof.
I don't really drink though. I shall fortify myself with tea.

Already swaying to the Muzak in anticipation

I drank too much last night. I have suffered most of the day whilst blaming my toothache .

I may have to stick to tea

Not sure DH will want to watch the Jesuseseses. Will try plying him with and curry
He's far more discerning about what crap he's prepared to watch

Is it really Barry manilow night tonight BTW? Who will do copa cobana?

Yay new thread! Thanks Sue :)

And producers, if you're reading I've had to resort to to get my Showtune Fix!

And hurry up and get SimbaJesus in a loin cloth.

I wish it was Barry Manilow night but I fear I may have started a vicious rumour & got our hopes up.

Watch it be Bazza night tonight now.

I fear for Jesus Jesus tonight.

Here's my theory. ALW really wants Forgettable to win. Jesus Jesus was getting a bit too popular (votes wise) so they saddled him with an duff song. Well, not a duff song in itself but for him.

Hellllloooooo!!

I'm back in the saddle for a full nights watching.

Can I clarify what they changed last night? The will be no eviction first thing, the line remain open throughout th show and the eviction will be at the end? So if they were crap last night but wowsers tonight they might not get kicked off?? How is that fair?

It still on at 9?

Betcha Simba gets a duff song tonight.

As the producers are clearly listening to us, surely they will give you whatever you desire on your birthday tomorrow iklboo! NakedSimbaJesus

Is Rory forgettable Jesus? Ive forgotten!

Well, that just shat all over my theory Glaikit.

Sorry Yama! You are probably more right than me. I was a slacker last ight and didn't pa enough attention.

If ITV are tuning into our thread can we please have Simba Jesus sing 'Wonderful Tonight'. All my dreams will then come true!

I'm hoping ALW just changed the rules for last night as he knew how good David was gonna be but couldn't be sure he'd beat Tim in the sing off.