And on the sixth day he created Soft Rock, and Lo! The Jesuses were grateful

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And they did wear double denim but stopped the hanky business cos the producers read our threads and worked out what they meant.

Day SIX of the Trial By Yowling that is Superstar.

Jesusuesses rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrready
Mumsnetters rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrready

Roger VERY dodgy there.

Amanda Holdall can't even get the phone numbers right

Mandy has to go! She can't even read an auto queue and you can tell when someone is shouting in her ear.

But most of them are just SINGING. Remember the Josephs - every second of mash up was crammed with over-emoting.

Such a waste

THis is not pretty at all.

Thor was good though.

Like Jesus Jesus hair tied back.

Does Jesus have to dance? Cos this lot may have serious problems.

They sound like ladies!

Jakers, the end

Ooh Hotel Inspector is on C5.

SEVEN MORE FECKING DAYS?

Come back sparkling, it's finished now

bit fucking late to be worrying if they have stamina!

TWo of them have no show, Sue. Relax.

Jesus Jesus is bobbing along the bottom atm I think

Have they changed the format for good now then?

I didn't know he was an ex rugby player.

Lovely Mum.

Maybe that's why dawn is there! To check out their stamina!

Oh look, Jeff can count on his fingers...

Oh great Mandy Cocking up already!

I think someone was kidding about Manilow

Is it possible to suck all the sexiness out of a Stones song?

Thank you for asking. It appears so, yes.

Ok.

Oh fab- Jagger Jesus.

Jeff's beard has grown quite a lot over the past few days. I'm going off him. It's too much.

ewwww to crotch grabbing.

Er, wtf is he doing?

But there are so many better stones songs than this!

Paint it black anyone? Lee mead did that one!