And on the sixth day he created Soft Rock, and Lo! The Jesuses were grateful

[SuePurblybilt]

And they did wear double denim but stopped the hanky business cos the producers read our threads and worked out what they meant.

Day SIX of the Trial By Yowling that is Superstar.

Jesusuesses rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrready
Mumsnetters rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrready

I don't watch soaps either, 8pm would have been grand.

Well, DD's flight to Cape Town takes off in 2 mins (all being well) so I am watching alone and a little distractedly. Entertain me, please - no chance of the show doing it.
(Point of info: DD is 16 and on a school sports tour for 2 weeks)

Whoop! Here we go! Will Mandy be back in the 80s? I'm gng for a white lurex dress with pink heels and crimped hair!

Hurrah! Have discovered how to watch it on the computer so am back in. I have clearly lived under a rock until now.

Between us we could save this show.

Blue for AH.

Awww, cardi

She's not left the late 80s yet - the hair, the nasty cocktail dresses. I don't get how she's outwardly attractive but so unsexy. It must be the woodenness.

Aw cardi, she'll have a ball! Lucky so and so having something better to Dothan sitting in and watching this drivel!

'Flashing images'

could it be Roger?

Ooh, I think the itv player is a minute or so behind. I'm going to be all confused and slow.

I can't believe we are doing this.

Raah

oh. Surprisingly tasteful frock for Mandy then. Apart from the bow. Lose the bow.

Oh, I know, she'll be havng a great time! I got the hard bitch un-embarrasing mother award today for being almost the only one who didn;t cry as they got on the bus
What is that bow on AH's dress for?

What, sparkling?

Well, she doesn't look so stick thin tonight. She looks lovely.

Watching this crap again Sue.

Ther will be complaints!!

But of course we are

The dress is fine but I had a bow like that on my Tammy girl disco dress in 1988.

Hurrah! Livin' on a prayer! They listen!

Jon Bon!!

Jon Bon Jovi at last!

Bon Jovi! Another good call ladies.

Told you!! Living on a Prayer!! I'm off.

god, she is crap!!

how many days has she been doing this? and she still can't read the auto -cue.

Grrr. 'Livin' on a prayer'- that's reality show bingo, surely?

They HAVE been reading us! They're all a bit pitchy though.