And on the sixth day he created Soft Rock, and Lo! The Jesuses were grateful

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And they did wear double denim but stopped the hanky business cos the producers read our threads and worked out what they meant.

Day SIX of the Trial By Yowling that is Superstar.

Jesusuesses rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrready
Mumsnetters rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrready

Oh dear it went a bit Darius didn't it?

He looks really weird with his hair scraped back like that.

Mmmm. Lee Mead.

it was very Darius. I think they are setting him up by puttinghim on first...

So they're just not going to do the elimination at the start any more and just not mention it?
You have to admire their brazen attitude. No goodbye song? Bung one in one day 3. No fuck off ritual? Think of one for day 2. Format shit? Change it and say nothing

I think they're gaslighting us you know.

Sparkling I never realised you liked Lee Mead
ALW didn;t get the girls? Shocker!

Bossy, do you know I think Gareth Malone could be Jesus TBH.

I think Mandy is trying to pull ALW.

I'm on tonight! On my birthday! Rock and actual roll. Crazy times!

I'm on the phone to my hubby's aunt and she will not shut up and so I've just missed all of Jesus Jesus. Also missed it all last night. Grrr.

So what has changed? Can't be arsed reading it all back.

Oh bloody hell, nnot adverts!
So what is happening with the elimination then? Anyone got any idea? THey have two nights to prove themselves? WTAF is happening?

Hapy birthday, *Never! Or Penblwydd Hapus as we say round here.,

Happy Birthday Never. Did you get a box of wine with a tap?

They did say last night that the lines wouldn't close until after everyone sang tonight though. You had maybe drifted off by then though!

But they can't keep changing it every time they figure out they haven't thought it through! (every day then).

You hear me, ITV? This is shite and lazy. You could have just copied the Beeb, that was working just fine.

Happy birthday Never

More than likely, GLaikit. My comment to you earlier makes no sense now. In my defense I was not only bored rigid over stimulated by talented singers but also locating final items for DD's packing by the end of last night.

Happy Birthday Never had a good day?

Sparkers fatal flaw in the Garath plan, he's blind as a bat without his goggles, can't have Jesus falling off the stage!!

OMG. I'm literally in shock that there has been no elimination this evening, lol. It's a completely different show than was on Sunday - Monday.

Best outfit and hair combination all week from Mandy though.

Thanks Sparkling. No box of wine as am up at crack of dawn and have sore head from wedding yesterday.

I do like David.

Yes, good point Bossy. Love him though.

Another favourite toon murdered.

I hate this song. It's proper X factor tonight, really obvious choices.

I like him too now.

I like

Bieber Jesus (we may have to change that now)
Simba Jesus
Mackem Jesus
Forgettable Jesus
Fat Thor

Oirish and Jesus and Butlins are hurting my ears now.

Was completely taken in by the creepy mirror effect. Thought it was a group number.

I love the fact this song contains the word 'whomever' correctly deployed. Grammar rocks.

I don't like him. THe lisp irritates me, and he is too smooth and not passionate enough. WIll be very sad if he wins and I ahve to actually go and watch him.