He's not the messiah...

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Part 3. optional, but may help!

Well done! See you tomorrow, then. I was trying to cut back on , but I don't think this is the week to do it...

Marking place

Marking my place for tomorrow. See y'all later.

I don't know if I can do it again!

Marking my place for tomorrow.

I will be here again tomorrow.

Making sure I know where this thread is too.

Phew .... Thanks MNers .... Just had a marathon Jesus fest to catch up and was losing the will to live and playing on phone at the same time when I discovered the thread!

Marking my place for tomorrow and hoping DH has something important to do in his office tomorrow night as he won't make it through 2 minutes without tutting and eye rolling

Oh well done

I am not sure though. A whole week of that?

This is turning into something of a support thread.

s'enough to turn one to religion...

I missed it last night fell asleep, so have just caught up on the thread, and am wondering if it is worth watching....

Very disappointed at the lack of a proper 'fuck off' song
Is it on at the same time tonight?
So, in a nutshell- it was too long, too many ads, on too late, and over all, just shit Does that cover it?

Right- am now ready to fast forward this in 5 minutes flat. Amanda holden looks ridiculous in her baco-foil dress. And she can't read an auto cue.

Dh has just asked if the one who was booted off ets to come back in 3 days

The dancers work hard, don't they

Jason is sooo full of himself. I can't keep up with the nicknames. Wardrobe clearly hate the Jesusesssss- what was ThorJesus wearing??

I may have to copy and paste the nn guide from the other thread to help me out

Right- i have a list
1) Him with the hat - Forgettable Jesus forgotten his name (does he have a name yet?)
2)Fat Thor Jesus (Nathan)
3) Bieber Jesus (David)
4)Mackem Jesus (Ben)
5) Glasses/No Glasses Jesus (Tim)
6) Simba Jesus (Roger)
7) Oirish Jesus (Niall)
8) Jesus Jesus (Jeff)
9) Boyband Jesus(Dirk)
10)TBA Jesus (Afnan)

Got as far as Dirk. It's a bit painful.

I like Jeff's beard.
JonJesus/peter Crouch has very odd ears.

Well. I can watch WTF telly (see Doctors thread), and shit music shows, but another week of this may finish me off

I do like the cheesy idents at the end when Amanda gave out the numbers though. But really, this whole thing could have been wrapped up in 20 minutes- and still had ad breaks

I gave up yesterday
Well dh forced me too but I put up no complaint

Thread was better than the show though
Might not bother watching any more and just follow you lot

I'm not sure I have it in me to commit so much of my life to this! Best part so far has been following MN thread about it!

I still don't like any of the Jesuses to care. I really wanted to have a favourite, and possibly vote and get over excited when he went through. But sadly not.

I was not warned of Amanda Holden's appearance either. That was a .

Jesus is a big commitment.
It's all a brainwashing scam by itv!
we'll all be shopping at little woods by Friday

I never knew Amanda Holden was a presenter? She's almost as bad as Holly on The Voice.

All the best bits are missing now its on ITV

I don't think Amanda is a presenter. That's the problem

I'm not sure what she is. Apart from really rather rubbish

Do you think that Amanda got her dress from Littlewoods?

Idontknow- it wouldn't surprise me if we find out Amanda has designed her own range of hideous frocks for Littlewoods, like Colleen

Amanda is like a woodentop, worse than Willybooby I reckon.

YY, cross out Afnan. And prolly Dirk, tonight.