He's not the messiah...

[Glaikit]

Part 3. optional, but may help!

Oh, they've figured out a song. Why didn't poor old Afnan get a song?

Did they sing that yesterday???

Isn't and over grown ewok a wookie?

Brilliant, I do love that the hankies have innocently added a whole new dimension to proceedings!

Dirk lived in Germany but is Scottish or summat

Can't watch tonight & won't have time tomorrow. Who's bin binned?

She did indeed Raahh. DD says I must say no more. If I have more to drink (seems likely) who knows what secrets I may spill...

A wookie! Was Chewbacca a Wookie? The Vicar that I used to know, who Tim looks like, deffo looked like Chewbacca.

No " walk into the light" tonight then.

Ooh singing tonight! Tomorrow will be a crucifixion, mark my words? I bet the producers are reading this for tips

We want lint cloths, not on tim though. Wouldn't want to knock his confidence issues.

Tim can wear a tankini to preserve his modesty

Yep chewy was a wookie. Dh does a mean wookie impression and is very hairy

Hah! Jesus Jesus has a dark blue hanky. That means he's open to anal sex.

I know him sooooooo wellllllllll

Are the ad breaks shorter tonight?

Poor boy, he's just a baby Jesus, don't inflict that on him.

Maybe ITV have been spying on our thread.

Jon couldn't wear a cardi with a loin cloth though, not sure I'd recognise him without, first he was side parting Jesus then he lost his parting now he's cardi Jesus, if he lost that goodness knows what I'd do, call him Butlin's Jesus I guess...

I'm back. Have just knocked a whole cup of coffee all over the bedside table and carpet.

I love Donna.

Oh fuck off with your charisma ALW. Considering that between you and JaseBot and Amanda, you are showing the exact opposite of charisma you have no room to judge, ducks.

Is it Donna or Dawn?

Raahh are you on fb? THere is this group for 80s Lampeter graduates if you weren't too long after that.

Oh I love this song.

God I love Roger.

And I fucking love this song. Nuno.

Glaikit- given Tim's stripping issues, I really don't know why he's there. Will Jesus be wearing a 3 piece suit?

ooh- SimbaJesus.
He doesn't look like a Roger. Where's his hankie? wanted to see if he was a giver or receiver