He's not the messiah...

[Glaikit]

Part 3. optional, but may help!

I have happily bought clothes from Littlewoods in the past - but I'm not sure that this sponsorship is doing them any favours - everything looks awful!

Dirk is very strange. Not least because his name is Dirk.

Everything about this show seems cheap, doesn't it?

I used to love going to Littlewoods coffee shop, on day trips to Carmarthen when I was a student. They did really nice hot chocolate.

I didn't think anyone could be worse than Willybooby was on 'the Voice'. But Amanda has pushed the boundaries of bad. Only Fearne Cotton would be worse, I reckon.

Anyway, I'm determined to have a 'favourite'. I'm going to plump for Jeff- just for his beard.

We used to go to Littlewoods caff in Oxford when I was a teen. Mostly cos they did coffee very cheaply and you could smoke .

I have no idea what this thread is about but just popping in to say, Hello SuePurblybilt, how lovely to see you

Hello Lovely Fenton. These are threads for the Jesus programme on ITV every sodding night. Naffola telly

Fenton you have posted on the thread. That means you have to watch the show now. It's the rules.

Oh. Does it clash with Come Dine With Me? Because if it does i shall have to politely refuse.

9-10.30pm ITV1 Fenton. Any good for you?

Is this going to be on for an hour and a half all the way through? Once they have whittled down the Jesusesssses, they will only need a few minutes, won't they? There is going to be some serious padding

Ah, I know what programme this is now

I am definitely busy between 9 and 10.30, definitely. And sky+ has broken.

In fact I don't even own a Telly.

Excuse me.... but is this a thread for people who might have accidentally fallen in love with Roger? Only, erm.... a friend wants to know

This thread can be anything your friend wants it to be Aspirant. We just ask that you endure the show and comment occasionally.

watch the show, obviously.

Excellent!

Woooooooaaaaaar, that Roger! He's so........ ROGER!

So my friend says, anyway.

He is known as Simba Jesus on here in case you want to tell your friend.

Simba Jesus. Righto. I'll, er, pass it on.

Simba Jesus has thighs worth a drool, for sure. And a lovely face

Where did you study Raahh? I was near Carmarthen when I was a student.
My erm..friend likes Simba too. Quite a lot. He's a whole lot of man (she says).

He is a whole lotta man, true enough. Almost square.

I have A Plan. I have tonnes to list on the ebays, I shall do that while watching. So the time isn't wasted, you see?

As long as your listings aren't lustings!

'For sale, ladies size oh my goodness would you look at the man lace top'.

Countdown has started ladies! I have chocolate but no wine. Had a thumping headache earlier and don't want to risk it!

I went to the supermarket today and so I have cherries or naice biscuits or could filch some Buttons from DD. By Friday I will have an out-of-date yoghurt and a stale pitta bread, but today is all bountiful goodness