CBeebies Telly Totty... Fess-up!

[AbiSimone]

What's wrong with me... I think I have been subjected to far too much CBeebies television, and not enough adult conversation! Of late, I have found myself developing a crush for one of the presenters: Andy Day. My LO idolises him, especially his latest programme, and I must confess he's become my guilty pleasure. Am I alone?

Justin porn - sorry stressful day on here, coming back to this thread has made me smile!

Aw no Pro

gets Gin out and ready for Pro later

This thread always cheers me right up

Always look forward to nobheads next horny installment of 50 Shades Of Tumble.

Great way to end a day reading it and wearing the batteries down on yer giant vibrator

Is Mr Bloom's acccent real? Sometimes it sounds like he is putting it on and I can't work out whether he is actually singing or miming...either way, he is lovely.............

Suddenly remembers this is a Cbeebies Totty thread, not Justin

Oh yeah!
Uhm.
Mr Bloom.

And his needledick.

He isn't ever going to live that one down

love I started a thread a few weeks ago about Mr Blooms accent and it's authenticity. I was doubting it as it is the most unconvincing Yorkshire accent I have ever heard- he's from Cornwall apparently .

If he said, "let me show you what I've got!" in a Cornish accent, he'd probably get taken off the air.

Good news, ladies. Justin knows.
I bravely told him yesterday, he already knew anyway.
He says he hasn't read it, but someone told him.
How much detail, I'm not sure.
I asked what he thought and he blushed and laughed.
I think that says it all ;-)

Woohoo our beloved Justin knows we exist!!!!!!

HIIIIII JUSTIN!!!! (cos I bet he just won't be able to resist reading for much longer!) I'm a beautiful talented actress and would love to snog you be on one of your shows!!! I promise I'll be such a good snog girl cos I'm a brazen huzzy married woman. WE LOVE YOU!!!!!!

Omg!! Lol! Dont let him fob ya off pear!!! If he got all coy when you mentioned it he bloody has read it!!! You just know it. It would kill anyone not to just have a little look!! He obviously got embarassed because he knows what it says!! Lmao!! Bet hes one happy chappy!!

faints

He's so read this!

smiles and winks at Justin

I knew you'd come big boy

I'd love you to come over and shag me in every room in the house and cook you dinner.

Pear

Proud of you for telling him!
But -
Who told him in the first place I wonder?

[Hmm]

Bet there's some right filthy lurkers who read this thread.

nobhead nobhead!

He's read it!

jumps up and down

Ahum.

Yeah, uhm.
Sorry.

Got a bit excited then.

Lmao sts!! Filthy lurkers!! Justin is deffo included in that

Oh god!!! Weve got another one!!!

Sinister

You are now an official Tumble Tart

What I wouldn't give to hear Justin shout that as he spurts into my mouth

This hot weather makes me worse too.

If I saw him now -
I think I'd jump him

poor bloke

Hes on. Lmao!! Ew, couldnt never imagine what hed look like!!! Altho mr tumble is lying rather seductively on his spotty couch right now!!

He can come lie on my couch seductively anytime he likes -

imagines Justin posing on the couch like an Armani poster

shudders

wonders if he likes to dress up in the bedroom too

OMFG!!! Result, this is it ladies, this is what we have been waiting for. Knew it, I fucking knew he would read it at some point. Justin if you are reading this give us a sign and abuse yourself at the thought of all of us hot ladies gagging for it

I have been inspired....
Chapter 4 Part 1 "Justin knows"
The Tumble Tarts gather on Mumsnet nightly to share and fantasise about Justin and tonight was no different to any other, except for one thing. Justin came onto the thread.
"Hi you bevvy of beauties, I can't wait to spill my seed all over your full tits"
Your heart skips a beat, your stomach feels like it's just dropped to the earths core. Was it really him? Ishe actually reading about your wildest Tumble fantasies?
"I want to see you all one by one- on skype. Lets talk."
He types his user name in- is it him? Really? Only one way to find out. You call him on skype. You wait anxiously but filled with anticipation suddenly a face appears on your screen. SHIT THE FUCKING BED!!!!! IT'S HIM.
"Hi there. I'm not disappointed. God you are much much sexier than I imagined you to be. Stand up let me see you."
You obey his request, luckily you are wearing your best low cut vest that accentuates your breasts in an obvious yet classy way.
"Wow. Amazing! Pull your top down."
You slowly and seductively reveal your breasts.
"No bra either? You filthy girl, I like your style. Just looking at you is making me very very horny. See."
He manouvers the web cam down. The crotch on his trousers is puckered and bulging, his huge erection is aching to be set free. You long to be with him. He releases the beast and grasps himself and begins to move his hand up and down working his shaft.
"Take your knickers off and show me your lips. Ahh no knickers either! God you really are gagging for it aren't you? Touch yourself."
You begin pleasuring yourself for Justin. It feels like only you and he exists right now. You insert 2 fingers into your dripping wet hole.
TBC

Hi you bevvy of beauties, I can't wait to spill my seed all over your full tits

PMSL!

nobhead

You are legendary.

It is perfect comedy/porn writing.
Just brilliant.

I hope he laughs aswell as wanks himself silly over the thought of his massive piece between my huge norks

Mmmmm, Justin.

Stacking it would make my year, nay life, if he came on here to show us his massive bell appreciation. I'm already giddy that he knows about us.

I know nobhead

doesn't reveal that in person she'd actually be a complete soggy wet mess

Still can't believe -
In a moment of madness -
I booked tickets to see him in December.

Oh christ -
What will I do?

Await the headline girls -

crazed Tumble Tart does public lustin' with terrified Justin

Hows this for headline
"Tumbles new tittie totty" has more a ring to it