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CBeebies Telly Totty... Fess-up!

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AbiSimone · 24/06/2012 20:39

What's wrong with me... I think I have been subjected to far too much CBeebies television, and not enough adult conversation! Of late, I have found myself developing a crush for one of the presenters: Andy Day. My LO idolises him, especially his latest programme, and I must confess he's become my guilty pleasure. Am I alone?

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stackingtheshelves · 22/07/2012 21:09

He wouldn't dare leave a message fabsi

I'd like to think he'd pm me -
Invite me over to his for a secret dirty in every orifice shag.

He would read this secretly -
I hope he does.
And enjoys it as much as I have.

Wink nobhead

Where you be?
Chapter 2 part 3 - bit of bondage.

pussy throbs

stackingtheshelves · 22/07/2012 21:11

I would be hysterical so very pleased, calmly -
If he left us a message.

Ooo.

JustinMFletcher · 22/07/2012 21:55

I'm appalled at this filth. I will be hiring a private security firm to protect me from you terrifying women. Also, I will hide behind Robert.

horseygeorgie · 22/07/2012 22:03

I don't think that would work Mr person who is pretending to be justin.

I get the impression Robert would be RIGHT in there!

stackingtheshelves · 22/07/2012 22:04

PMSL

When I posted my last message -
I did wonder how long it would be.

rolls eyes

Grin
JustinMFletcher · 22/07/2012 22:10

Dammit.

You saw through the disguise.

I worked really hard on that. Not just a painted on red nose and freckles and polka gristle dots.

Sigh

PearSailor · 22/07/2012 22:34

Good god.
My heart skipped a beat then.
For just a second, I thought it was, dare I say it, Justin.
(Goes to name change)
Blush

stackingtheshelves · 22/07/2012 22:50

Pear

Does he know then!?

Shock
fabsi · 23/07/2012 08:26

Lol @ horsey!!! I bet robert would be right in there! Pear, why do you have to name change?? Are you worried justin will come on and he will know who you are? I agree with STS, i dont think he would have the guts to post even if he has read it. Bet he know about it tho. And i bet hes loving himself now!!

stackingtheshelves · 23/07/2012 10:36

Surely he wouldn't know who she is?

Pear

Why are you so worried?

Is he scary, really?
And uses his smiley, happy - good boy image, to hide it? -

Ooo.

I bet he can be right rough.

I'll be bad for him -
And he can redden my arse any time he likes.

fabsi · 23/07/2012 15:40

Lol!! Omg, imagine if he does know who pear is or has an idea!! Where did nobhead go?? Not that im bothered about 50 shades of tumble Blush its a laugh thats all!!

stackingtheshelves · 23/07/2012 18:40

Hahaaa fabsi

Why won't you just admit it?

Wink

Come on nobhead!

Is the suspense an added effect?

Grin
Nobhead · 23/07/2012 20:51

Ok sorry it took so long but here it is....
Chapter 2 Part 3 "Tied up Tumble"
"Ok you smutty girl, you are in charge of me now"
Justin offers himself fully and unreservedly. Your stomach starts to do somersaults at the thought of Justin being completely at your mercy. You waste no time. You grab a handful of his curly sandy coloured hair and pull him over to the bed at the end of his winnebago. You release your grip and push his naked body onto the bed.
"The scarves are in the top drawer" he points lover to the chest of drawers.
You take 5 spotty Tumble scarves out of the drawer,Justin lies spread eagled on the bed and you proceed to tie each of his limbs tightly to the posts of the bed. He is rendered immobile and completely for the taking. One scarf left over....mmm what to do with it....you place the remaining scarf over his eyes and tie tightly around the back of his head.
"Oh my God....I want you to explore every part of me, let me be your slave" Justin begs.
You remove your dress and climb onto the bed You place your breasts into his mouth one by one- he sucks them hard you groan with pleasure. You decide to take full advantage of Justin's vunerable position, you manouver yourself squatting over his face. He plunges his tongue deep inside you moving it around and exploring you and intermitently sucks on your swollen bud.
"Suck my cock" he demands
You switch your position, your grind backwards and forwards on his face and you take his full length all the way to the back of your mouth.
"Yeah that's right deep throat me you filthy whore"his aggressive words only spurring you on more.
You climb off his face and squat over him once more, this time your pussy hovers over his erect member. You tease him by rubbing yourself around the end- he lets out an eager moan.
"Please, please take me- I want you to ride me like a seaside donkey"
You want him too...more than ever. You lower yourself onto him using all the strength in your thighs to pump up and down on him until he explodes inside you. Once your encounter is over you dismount him and dress yourself whilst he is still tied to the bed and blindfolded.
"Aren't you going to untie me?"
You ignore his question and leave as swiftly as you came.

ProPerformer · 23/07/2012 21:14

"Please, please take me- I want you to ride me like a seaside donkey"
Love it Nobhead

I've missed so much sinse I was last on here!

I had a very weird 'Justin' dream the other night too: we were both in Cinderealla together, I was playing Prince Charming and he was one of the ugly sisters. During the final curtain call he suddenly stopped the applause, got down on one knee and asked me to marry him!!! How could a girl refuse?! There was much cheering in the Audience and a fre tears too (maybe my fellow 'Tumble tarts' were present,) and then when the final curtain came down we ran back to his dressing room for wild rampant sex!!

Great dream shame I'm already married though! Lol

stackingtheshelves · 23/07/2012 22:06

nobhead

Ah. It was well worth the wait!

Grin

I love that we've left him blindfolded and tied to the bed.

Love the dream Pro!

I had a lesbian dream about Katy Perry a few nights ago.
Can't stand the woman!

But she was good

Blush

wonders what will happen in part 4

feels pussy throbbing

Mmmmm Justin.
You'd so get it.

horseygeorgie · 23/07/2012 22:18

'ride me like a seaside donkey' - LOVE it! soo funny!

Mmmm Justin. Bet your lurking somewhere here, you lurker you. Oh what we would do to you...

stackingtheshelves · 23/07/2012 22:36

let me be your slave

Just the thought of Justin saying those words as he lies helplessly tied to the bed is....

hot

And here he is -
In all his sexy macho squidgy shaggable goodness -

m.doncasterfreepress.co.uk/webimage/1.4032341.1323080566!image/1936581894.jpg_gen/derivatives/landscape_595/1936581894.jpg

He does look so very lush in that shirt and waistcoat.

unbuttons Justin's waistcoat slowly

BigHairyFlowers · 23/07/2012 22:51

I had a brief vision of Justin in a bikini singing 'I'm A Slave 4U'.

How do I get over something like that?? I can never sleep again! I am ruined! RUINED!!! Angry

stackingtheshelves · 23/07/2012 23:03

Hahaaa BigHairy

Oh! You poor thing.

I'd still fuck him in a bikini

SinisterBuggyMonth · 23/07/2012 23:18

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fabsi · 24/07/2012 11:31

'Please, please take me-i want you to ride me like a seaside donkey' lmfaoooo!!!! Brilliant nobhead! And full on lol!! @ bighairy. That is a disturbing image. Where did pear go?? Shes done a runner in fear that justin will know its her. Must be a clue to her real name in her username maybe?? I so reckon justin has or is lurking! If i were him the urge to have a little read would be to much!! Grin

stackingtheshelves · 24/07/2012 13:35

fabsi

A clue in her name? -
What?
She's a pear? A sailor? -
both?

Funny story today -
I have been trying to change my boys school failed ofsted, got awfully shit over the last academic year
They're on the waiting list at one already -
I know, I know. I've probably left it too late now, last day of term tomorrow -
But anyway, I visited another school really hoping they get in at this one now - to put their names on the waiting list -

I walk into reception area, to be greeted by... wait for it

a massive picture of Justin with all the year 3 children -

All with gifts for charity.
Their mums must have been so wet proud!

Grin
fabsi · 24/07/2012 13:53

Lol!! Blush maybe not...just trying to figure out why shes so worried?? He wouldnt know who she is surely??? Good luck changing schools sts, my ds was waiting for ages to get into a better school!

SinisterBuggyMonth · 24/07/2012 13:59

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stackingtheshelves · 24/07/2012 14:19

Grin Sinister

We've figured it's a massive girthy clown knob too.

fabsi

Thank you!
I know perhaps I've left it quite late -
Won't find out until September now -
But oh well...
Cross bridges when you come to them.