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CBeebies Telly Totty... Fess-up!

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AbiSimone · 24/06/2012 20:39

What's wrong with me... I think I have been subjected to far too much CBeebies television, and not enough adult conversation! Of late, I have found myself developing a crush for one of the presenters: Andy Day. My LO idolises him, especially his latest programme, and I must confess he's become my guilty pleasure. Am I alone?

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BigHairyFlowers · 25/07/2012 22:01

crazed Tumble Tart does public lustin' with terrified Justin

Brilliant - that's really cheered me up! Grin

stackingtheshelves · 25/07/2012 22:02

Haha nobhead

And yeah -
Picture is me -
With Justin's head buried in my knockers.

Hahaaaa Sinister

'Tis nice -
Having Justin as yer filthy little secret.

stackingtheshelves · 25/07/2012 22:03

Grin BigHairy

PearSailor · 25/07/2012 22:33

Don't forget ladies, Justin did say he hadn't read it.
He said someone had "informed" him of it and I don't know how much this person told him.
I don't know who told him either, I'm afraid stackingtheshelves.
All I can say is his reaction inclines me to believe he may have either read a little or the person who told him, gave him some details.
If he's read it, then he will know who I am too now.
Awkward.
If he hasn't, then to be honest, he's probably taken the whole thing with a pinch of salt.
Doubtful?
I think he's read a bit
;-)

stackingtheshelves · 25/07/2012 22:40

Ooo Pear

Remind me of his reaction again?

That gorgeous little innocent smiley cheery happy face -
Shocked and blushing?

Nice.

SinisterBuggyMonth · 25/07/2012 23:05

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ProPerformer · 26/07/2012 00:48

Oh he must have read it!!! Lol. Anyway when I finally manage to get my dream job on kids TV and get to work with him myself I'll have no qualms telling him I'm one of the Tumble Tarts (all be it the teeny breasted one Sad) But then that's just the brazen huzzy major flirt that I am!! He'd be safe with me though Unfortunatly cos I'm devoted to DH....... Doesn't stop me fantasising though! about Justin tieing me up and shagging senseless over and over again till I screamed for mercy, then returning the favour

FelixCited · 26/07/2012 01:11

Thank you ladies, you've made my night ..

fabsi · 26/07/2012 09:14

Lmaoooo! Crazed Tumble Tart does public lustin' with terrified Justin!!! That is wicked sts!! Felix??? Are you justin?? Shock only a matter of time before he turns up really! This thread always makes me lol and cheers me up! Thanks chubster lovers! Grin

FunnyLittleFrog · 26/07/2012 13:38

Well, I found Justin's House painful before but seriously can't watch it now! You lot are hilarious but a bit odd!

stackingtheshelves · 26/07/2012 13:50

fabsi

If Felix is Justin -
He wouldn't admit to it, surely?
Right, Felix?

Wink

FunnyLittle

Shock Justin's House painful!? The only pain I feel when watching Justin's House - is excrutiating pussy ache.

He is knicker wetting hot in his shirt, waistcoat and jeans.

Mr Bloom - meh.
Too much talk of growing veg.

Makes me get all Freudian Hmm

small penis

I read somewhere when I was casually googling Justin that many think he's an ego-maniac.

I think he's genius -
And children love him
and mums want his massive cock

Althought The Tweenies was nearly border-line unforgivable.

I'll pretend he never did that.

FunnyLittleFrog · 26/07/2012 14:02

God, Tweenies. He was the dog wasn't he?

He does the voice of Oakley in Everything's Rosie doesn't he? Now surely there's some material for smut there!

FunnyLittleFrog · 26/07/2012 14:04

So when Mr Bloom says 'Let me show you what I've got' he is in fact referring to a tiny winkle? Why would he be so proud of that I ask you?!

stackingtheshelves · 26/07/2012 14:23

He was Jake and the Dog yes.

insert not impressed emoticon

Not sure about this Oakley fellow.

My children don't want Cbeebies any longer.

Sad

only when sometimes forced to watch Justin's House

Mr Bloom -
"The let me show yer what I got" -
Is in reference to his veg only.

No meat.

Well - he has a runner-bean.

SinisterBuggyMonth · 26/07/2012 14:42

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FunnyLittleFrog · 26/07/2012 15:02

Felix isn't Justin - she has been here a while I think.

He is bound to have read this though. He's the sort to Google himself every three minutes.

FunnyLittleFrog · 26/07/2012 15:05
stackingtheshelves · 26/07/2012 15:43

Hahahahaaaaaaaa Sinister

Agreed.

He has got to have read it by now.

FLF

I'll bet he has someone who does that kind of stuff for him.
A lurker.
He's been informed, then googled -
Then read it.
then shot his load over the thought and screamed OHHHH FUUUUCCCK

nobhead

You left us all with our fingers in our wet holes in a comprimising position.
When are you coming back to finish us off the story off?

Grin
FelixCited · 26/07/2012 18:30

No I'm def not Justin. And when I turned the tv on and the first thing I saw was tap dancing pirate Justin on gigglebiz I felt so ashamed that I'd read and then posted last night.
Can I just say you are a fab tap dancer I am in awe of your many talents

stackingtheshelves · 26/07/2012 18:54

Felix

Ooo. Mmmm.
Me too.

I'm in awe of his many talents, also.

But -
There's one talent in particular I want to take in my mouth see.

I bet there's no end to those talents of his........

fabsi · 26/07/2012 19:11

His talents end somewhere. My guess is they end in his clown pants. Grin

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stackingtheshelves · 26/07/2012 20:00

snorts at Sinister

Yes!

Come on nobhead!

You must keep up with demand....

Wink
stackingtheshelves · 26/07/2012 20:47

And where did horsey get to?

Miss you horsey!