CBeebies Telly Totty... Fess-up!

[AbiSimone]

What's wrong with me... I think I have been subjected to far too much CBeebies television, and not enough adult conversation! Of late, I have found myself developing a crush for one of the presenters: Andy Day. My LO idolises him, especially his latest programme, and I must confess he's become my guilty pleasure. Am I alone?

Gin - oh heavenly gin - thankyou stacking!

Very glad Chris from Doodle Do got a mention in the RT article, not bad considering he was mentioned maybe twice, in 700 posts!

Is it time to bring back doodle do?

Even just for the summer holidays?

I feel a campaign coming on.

Justin likes big boobs so I have no chance!! Will just have to wow him with my other assets then.... Namely my stunning legs (shown off to their best with killer heels), my 'come to bed eyes' and my trademark the "I'm trying to look all innocent but it's really not working cos I'm such a filthy tart" look...... That look works every time.... Except on my hubby who has now become immune! Lol.

I bet if/when justin does read this, he wont be able to believe his luck!!! All you sexy girls wanting a piece of him. Isnt that every mans dream?? Who would have ever thought mr tumble could get so many womens knickers in a mess!!! Bet hes if hes read this! Lol

ohh i'm missing soo much! Trying to wade my way through all the tack cleaning i should've done in the last few weeks...

Justin likes big boobies! Ohh hello Justin
arranges the girls

How are you...?!

Ha ha pear, talk about the elephant in the room (dirty mind connects trunks and Justin)! Bet you were DYING to ask him!

Missed you horsey!

I'm child free today -
So boringly have to do household chores.

must resist the temptation to sit and watch Justin's House

Looking forward to part 3 of chapter 2 nobhead

what a sad but incredibly horny life I lead

It was a bit like that, horseygeorgie.
Very awkward.
I would be far too embarrassed to tell him, I'm afraid.
I'm sure someone else will
:-)

I'm sure there would be lots of people just dying to let him know!
has a vision of stacking penning an email to Justin...

Missed you too stacking, you filty girl you!

Pear

You should just bite the bullet and tell him!

Take him by surprise.

I would.

horsey

gets comfy for nobheads 50 Shades Of Tumble Chapter 2 Part 3

I couldn't, stackingtheshelves.
Maybe I could tell someone else and get them to pass the message on?
I have a distinct feeling, mind you, that he already knows.
;-)

You really think he does know Pear? Oh I do hope so- he could be reading it right now between takes. Mmmm this gives me an idea .........

Are you sitting comfortably with your knickers off? Chapter 2 Part 3 "Tied up Tumble"
"You're on in 15 Justin" the stage runner shouts into the winnebago.
"Ok Colin"
Justin likes to relax during takes by browsing the internet looking for reviews about his work- he uses this to further improve his shows and performances. Suddenly a google search throws up a title "50 shades of Tumble". Justin raises his eyebrow curiously. He clicks on it and a thread on Mumsnet website opens up. He begins to read about several women fantasising about him, he read on about situations they had written describing in full graphic detail what they would like to do to him and he to them.
He began to feel a stirring in his loins. He looked out of the window of his trailer- no-one around. He took out his gristle and began ransacking himself at the thought of all these busty ladies pleasuring him in new ways. The thought of meeting them all and fucking them to kingdom come drove him crazy. He was so into the moment that he didn't hear the door open.
You see Justin pleasuring himself- it makes you feel hot and moist. You slowly walk over to him, you get on your hands and knees and crawl quietly underneath the desk to get a better view- oh how you'd love to do the honour for him. You can't stop yourself, you reach out your hand grabbing his length and you close your mouth over his shaft.
Justin is shocked at first but when he sees it's you and he can see your ample breasts heaving out over the top of your dress he gives you a look that lets you know his appreciation and longing......TBC

Jesus Christ- I should publish this shouldn't I I'm sorry but I'm very talented
do you think it would be allowed or would his people put the kybosh on it?

(Covers eyes)
I think his people would most definitely not allow it to be published.
He makes a living entertaining children.
I'm afraid, the only book you'll be seeing Justin's face on, is a joke book ;-)
But of course, it doesn't stop him reading it or knowing of it.
It's really quite difficult to know how he would react and he can be quite hard to read.
But that's professionally.
Privately, who knows?
(Leaves before she says something she may regret)
;-)
Have fun ladies!

Oh God, i really shouldn't read this first thing in the morning. I'm meant to be at church in 10 mins. (not for any religious reasons - Dad's the vicar.) How the hell am i supposed to get that idea out of my head!?

Pear

If he has read this -
Even just a teeny tiny little bit -
I'd have my rampant rabbit out be delighted.

horsey

Are we twins - seperated at birth!?
Really?
Because my dad used to be a vicar -
He's now a teacher.

nobhead
As usual -
Your writing has made me incredibly wet hot.

"Tied up Tumble"

Love it.

shudders with pleasure

stacking

That would explain it. My dad is a vicar but used to be a lorry driver though!

ponders

horsey

I wonder if all daughters of vicars fancy Justin and Hanssen.

Must be something to do with a genetic condistion passed down from those who serve the lord.

My father is incredibly religious.
I'm not.

I'd rather spend my time thinking sado masochistic naughty thoughts about Justin.

I wondered what we will do when this thread is full? -
And will the next thread be "Cbeebies Totty.... Fess up Continued" -
Or -
"50 Shades Of Tumble" WARNING
contains clown sex

Maybe nobhead, you should start your 50 Shades of Tumble thread in Telly Addicts?

I'm in.
I love your erotic writing.

It wouldn't be half as horny fun if it wasn't about Justin.

So innocent looking - he is.

Either way -
I'll be rather sad when this thread goes

How many more until its full?

goes to get a life

although admits she loves this Justin filth

Oh god, justin is having a wank in this one step to far nobhead!!! That has actually turned my stomach.... Chapter 2 part 3 continued, fabsi styleeee.... 'Thats it you dirty girl, take my full length deep into your throat' You oblige very willingly and try but it just doesnt reach. He puts his hands on the back of your head, pushing your mouth down onto his hardness fast and forcefully. Youre there for what seems like an eternity, sucking and sucking, your jaw begins to ache. 'Fucking hell justin, are you spurting or what!!' You say frustratingly. Justin then finishes himself off into a rolled up old pair of xxl underpants he has lying around on the floor.... 'Maybe next time you could dress up as sarah jayne honeywell' he says excitedly

Have to admit it fabsi, that was bloody funny!

Not true in any way shape or form, but funny nonetheless.

I reckon so stacking, it must be to do with emotional trauma of the religious type at an early age. Makes you want to suck clown cock.

Oh God, we can't move from this thread! Its all i've ever known! The new one will be bare and scary again!

weeps hysterically

PMSL fabsi

Innacurate -
But 'larious!

Love it.

chuckles at the thought of Justin reading fabsis version and getting the hump

Don't worry Justin, dear -
We know you're a big boy -
Who needs strapping down and tongue teasing.

So very deserving.

Hahaaaaaa horsey

it must be to do with emotional trauma of the religious type at an early age. Makes you want to suck clown cock

I know -
I might even shed a real life tear when this thread and nobheads Tumble Tale is over.

I tell you what would cheer me right up -
Justin himself posting a repsonse.

Oh god.
I would cream myself like never before!

Glad it made you laff i would hope justin would laugh aswell, spesh after you lot saying hes not the type to take himself to seriously!! I would hope he would see the funny side. Good thinking STS!!! Justin if youve read this leave us a message just to say you have! It would be bloody brilliant to know you have!! Lol

I bet he has. Ohh please leave a message! That would make my year!