CBeebies Telly Totty... Fess-up!

[AbiSimone]

What's wrong with me... I think I have been subjected to far too much CBeebies television, and not enough adult conversation! Of late, I have found myself developing a crush for one of the presenters: Andy Day. My LO idolises him, especially his latest programme, and I must confess he's become my guilty pleasure. Am I alone?

My filthymind has very dark moments at times

Pro

It doesn't matter!

We so should just turn up -
Lurking like horsey said -
Waiting for our prey.....
Then when he's in sight....

POW BOSH BANG

He's ours -
Muuuwahahahahaarrrr.

Ahum.

Sorry, nobhead
What was that about dark moments?

whistles

I like dark.
I like kinky.

Can we tie Justin up in the next part please?

Dear me.
I was with Justin earlier today.
I managed not to think about this topic of discussion, until right at the end, when 50 shades of Grey got brought up.
I admit I shared a few blushes and rushed off.
I'm sure you're getting worse as the story telling goes on, nobhead.
I didn't have to guts to tell or ask Justin about this thread, as it would mean he would know I've been reading it.
Very awkward moments, girls!
Thanks for that ;-)

OMFG Pear you were with him today? Does that mean he knows the thread exists?

pear did you ask him if he wants any extras for snogging acting on his shows?? I went to theatre college!! Lol.
Would be a dream to work with him and I'd promise to snog his face off be good.... After all I'm a married woman! lol

Layyyydies...absolutely PMSL at your thread, thought you might like to know...

There was a thread on here years ago and one of his Exes came on, I think it was deleted but she said after much enquiry he was a big boob man for shizzle.

That. is. all.

Oh
My
God.

Pear
So that you were with him today!
Does he know about this thread!?

wets knickers

Oh god.
I so hope he does.

Ghoulia

Ooo.
Did she say anything else?
Oh - I really want one of his exes to come to this thread and tell ALL

That would be so horny brilliant!

Ghoulia

Why was it deleted?

sigh

Come on Justin's exes!
Dish some filthy dirt!

nobhead
Are we at part 3 of chapter 2 yet?

slurps gin

I think it got a bit close to the bone and as he was coming on for a webchat it just went poof. She was lovely and v reluctant to spill the beans at first then everyone was egging her on and she confessed he loved really big boobs

I really don't know, nobhead.
He's really quite serious and very hardworking when I see him.
I could never just ask him.
And I would even more embarrassed with him knowing I had read some.
It wasn't me who brought 50 shades up.
Nor was it Justin ;-)
But I instantly thought of you girls and had to leave.
Funny, but awkward!

My bloody god! This thread is fucking hilarious.

Been on MN for 4 years and this is quite possibly the funniest thread I have read. And filthiest. And most disturbing!

Really Ghoulia?

Oh my.
Ladies!

Justin likes big boobies!

Ooo!

Knew it.
Bet he loves a good grope.

sigh

So wish I was there to read that thread.
Do you think he got it deleted!?

Oh!
How funny.

I wonder if this gets too much for him -
If he'll have this deleted too?

Somehow I think he'll be throbbing find this quite amusing.

This thread will always hold a very special place in my heart now -

What with the 50 Shades Of Tumble -
And us making the Radio Time Website

That was more nobheads amazing way with dirt talk

'Tis a very good thread.
My last and only wish now -
Is to know Justin has read some of nobheads 50 Shades.

Cherry on the cake.

You would somehow have to incorporate in the 50 shades of Tumble masterpiece: "if you see it - wave or cheer"

Even tho im not a chubster lover i love this thread to!! Its by far the funniest and craziest thread on mumsnet and ive had many a belly laugh! Pear, you should ask him. Just slip it into convo one time and tell him to come back for a 50 shades of tumble webchat!!

Lmfaooo ghouliayelps!!!!

Hahaaa Ghoulia

fabsi

What a great idea.

So -
Since starting this thread, we have learned the following -
Justin bareth massive gristle.
He enjoys a good perve and the odd oggle at the ladies.
He wears aftershave.
He's lovely, very hard-working and serious.
He likes big boobs.

We made it to the Radio Times website and we've shared some incredibly sordid fantasies.

But this journey is far from over!
We must try and go viral with nobheads 50 Shades Of Tumble.

Let Justin know -
He has got it

And there are women who would happily soap his moobs and drop their wet knickers for him!

Shit.
Did I go a bit Braveheart then?

goes for a lie down

Oh I'm just getting started- strap yourselves in time to "go viral". Chapter 3 coming soon, we've just scratched the surface!

Ohh STS!!! You always make me lol!!

Cannot wait nobhead

has no idea how to go viral by the way

Heard others speak of it -
If anyone knows how we can -
Let us know

I think it has something to do with sneezing, or not covering your mouth when you cough on the bus..?

stacking I ain't a fecking clue either just thought I was being trendy by saying it. Just coming off lame now.

Wonder if my mum and her mates were perving over Tony Hart and Jonny Ball the way you lot are over Justin.

BigHairy!

pours BigHairy a gin

I used to be trendy.
Then I had kids -
They tell me I'm not.

Untrendy at 27.

sigh

pours a LARGE gin

Haha FLF

That made me giggle in the RT article -
About our mums talking abou Brian Cant the way we do Justin.

One big difference.

Justin is sexy.
No.
Really.
He is.

Plus - in "real life" -
No one knows about my sordid crush on him