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CBeebies Telly Totty... Fess-up!

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AbiSimone · 24/06/2012 20:39

What's wrong with me... I think I have been subjected to far too much CBeebies television, and not enough adult conversation! Of late, I have found myself developing a crush for one of the presenters: Andy Day. My LO idolises him, especially his latest programme, and I must confess he's become my guilty pleasure. Am I alone?

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stackingtheshelves · 19/07/2012 22:34

I agree horsey

Bet there's loads more chubster lovers!

They just don't want to admit it fabsi

Awaits pros reaction too.

I must go and sleep now.

All this shafting from Justin 50 shades of Tumble has worn me out!

Until tomorrow my fellow Tumble Tarts!

fabsi · 20/07/2012 08:13

I know i know Blush its a bad crush. But you fancy justin and without getting into a kyle v fletcher shag off, they're equally as bad!! Glad you liked it nobhead, thats how i imagine it would go Grin not with me btw!!!! With on of you. I agree with radio times man lmao. If its made the rt, my money is on justin knowing about it even if he hasnt read it!! I think he should tho. At this rate justin will be making it into the top ten sexiest bachelors Grin

PearSailor · 20/07/2012 09:03

Wow, the Radio Times website.
You have certainly got someone's attention!
You do have to admit, Justin isn't your typical "pin up" material.
That's why this thread will get spoken about.
You ladies are very amusing, all the same.
:-)

fabsi · 20/07/2012 09:52

Something special mr tumble and justin are getting harder to watch. 'Justin will show you his three special things later' says mr tumble with a wink lmfaoo. Ill never look at justin in the same way again, spesh when he does the 'honk honk' thing!!!

stackingtheshelves · 20/07/2012 11:25

fabsi

There really is no competition between Vile and Fletcher.

Justin is supremo macho meaty delicious tasty loveliness.

Jeremy Kyle? -
Looks like a rat.

Well.
gulp

I've done it.
I've booked me and DS (9) tickets for the pantomime in December.

Front row.
Blush

No idea why I have.
I'm really very shy.
Well, I would be around Justin.

can't wait to gush over him in the front row though

ProPerformer · 20/07/2012 12:12

We're famous!!! lol
Love the RT article lol!

loving 50 shades of tumble so far.... More more please!!!

Haven't booked our panto tickets yet as I am performing in a concert the day we were going to go and now can't afford to book til at least September cos of our holiday so will prob be up in the balcony again! Sad

stackingtheshelves · 20/07/2012 12:38

Pro

If my boy backs out on me -
We can go and wet our knickers together!

Grin

Yes -
Justin, I have worked my ass off to buy these tickets.

I hope you put on the show of your life.
And meet us at the stage door after.

I'll be the busty brunette holding her son in front of her -
As if it's he who wants to meet you.

12th December - 2.30pm.

Be there big boy.

Grin
fabsi · 20/07/2012 12:50

God help him!! Youve probably just blown your chance STS, hell be ill that day now!! Lol. Just kidding, the busty comment might win him over. He oggled my mates boobies for long enough! Shes only 24, dirty perv!

stackingtheshelves · 20/07/2012 13:01

Ooo.

Really fabsi

I'm only 27 yes young mother, so what

I've still got alot of growing up to do.

Blush I can do grown up things. You bet.

All he need do is ask.

ProPerformer · 20/07/2012 14:19

stacking I'm 27 too! :D

stackingtheshelves · 20/07/2012 14:35

Really Pro

doesn't feel so immature anymore

I think he needs someone younger -
To bare his children and light his pipe when he retires.

Sorry.
Getting carried away again.

Grin
fabsi · 20/07/2012 15:04

God i feel oooolddd now!! Sad nothing wrong with young mums! Loads of my mates from ds school are loads younger than me lol!! Thinking about it, maybe thats why the kids didnt get any attention when he visited ds school. To busy enjoying all the young mummies and me mates 24 year old boobies! Lol. I make him sound like a perv but she is pretty. Kinda looks like kate middleton, but more curvy. My best mate got oggled a bit aswell when we went to cbeebies live. Deffo an eye for the ladies! I didnt tho Sad old and past it i am lol!!

stackingtheshelves · 20/07/2012 15:53

Hahaaa fabsi

I'm sure you're not that old.

Justin sounds like he may well be the type I have always thought he is since I first saw him on Tikabilla -
A dirty horny kinky masochistic man.

'Twas a joke about bearing his children.
I've already got three and I just want to use Justin for sex meet him really.

nobhead

Looking forward to your next installment of Fifty Shades Of Tumble.
I need to know if he opens my back door or not.

Grin
horseygeorgie · 20/07/2012 18:08

looks down critically

ohh i'm busty! i'll come!
Justin, i'll be the busty redhead!

I'm 28 too...am i too old?

stackingtheshelves · 20/07/2012 18:27

Shall we just all turn up at The Hexagon in December -

In our tight fitting low cut tops with "Tumble Tarts" written across our massive knockers -

And give him one great big massive busty Tumble Tart Christmas gang bang?

Bet he'd love it.

i would too

Grin
Nobhead · 20/07/2012 18:30

I'm busty too Justin (32 FF), I'm 32 though hopes not too old Sad

stackingtheshelves · 20/07/2012 18:48

Good god nobhead

I feel a name-change coming on for you!

BigTits

Grin

Thought I was busty enough at EE.

sticks yer cock between them puppies Tumble lad

horseygeorgie · 20/07/2012 18:49

Tumble tarts! They wouldn't let us in! we would have to lurk under big raincoats.

I'm in!

Nobhead · 20/07/2012 18:59

stacking I was a 32DD before I had DS 4 years ago- pretty much back at my fighting weight but kept the norks! Smile

stackingtheshelves · 20/07/2012 19:19

Ooo yeah horsey

Let's lurk!

Would love to see his reaction.

Would he know how to handle us?

Or would he start spluttering and blushing....

Mmmmmm.
Hot.

He can cuddle right up to me if we have a photo opportunity.

I would have to resist the urge to fuck him wrap my legs round him though.

nobhead

I used to be a D until I had my twin boys then my tits swelled to an F.

Then I lost my baby weight and they shrunk a cup.
It does piss me off slightly when people
(Yes! Not just men)
Stare at yer knockers -
Instead of looking you in the eyes.

But I'd love Justin to stare at them.
I'd push his head into them, have him eat off them and I'd let him put his very talented hands on them too.

shudders

stackingtheshelves · 20/07/2012 19:26

Bit of inspiration for the next part of chapter two there nobhead

Work that norkage into it somewhere.

Grin
Nobhead · 20/07/2012 19:43

Chapter 2 part 2:
"I'm so hard for your ass right now, Pull your dress up and take your knickers off" he says through gritted teeth
You only too willingly obey his command. You pull down your lace panties and lift up your dress exposing your soft round buttocks.
"Bend over so I can see you fully, mmm that's perfect so inviting"
You put your hands on his dressing table, he caresses your buttocks then slips his hand forwards to your pussy. He uses his thumb to press your clit, working it in a circular motion until you shudder with pure ecstasy. He turns his attention to your starfish stroking it softly.
"Mmmm so soft and velvety lets see how you taste."
He traces your crack and hole with his tongue moving up and down- lubricating it with his mouth. He inserts a finger taking you by surprise. You whince, it feels unusual but it feels strangely erotic.
"Your so tight just how I imagined you to be"
He stands up and opens your cheeks inserting just the tip of his rock hard gristle at first, nuding his way until he is in you full.
"Your ass opens up really well."
He continues to pump you fingering your wet juicy hole simultaniously. He pulls out and comes hard and strong all over your back.
"Your so hot- the best I've ever had" he congratulates you.

Nobhead · 20/07/2012 19:58

Oh dear, too far?

stackingtheshelves · 20/07/2012 20:10

nobhead

One word.

HOT

Right from Justin gritting his teeth to the anal licking.

Hot.

This is a real porn thread now.
It should come with a warning!

Did I say hot?

More.
More.
More.

Grin
ProPerformer · 20/07/2012 20:15

I'm only an A cup! :( 34a at that! Sad Plus I cant make 12th! :( though if we could all book a weekend date then I'm in! Smile