CBeebies Telly Totty... Fess-up!

[AbiSimone]

What's wrong with me... I think I have been subjected to far too much CBeebies television, and not enough adult conversation! Of late, I have found myself developing a crush for one of the presenters: Andy Day. My LO idolises him, especially his latest programme, and I must confess he's become my guilty pleasure. Am I alone?

Just to let you know, you've made it onto the Radio Times website...

www.radiotimes.com/news/2012-07-19/justin-from-cbeebies-inspires-fifty-shades-of-tumble-erotica#.UAfw_wS6bJQ.twitter

based around one womans obsession

Would that be me nobhead or horsey?

I choked on my pork loin when I read that!

Hahahaaaa!

Justin is bound to know now

Hilarious- he's defo read it!

More more more nobhead

We're on a roll here!
Only a matter of time before The Sun a big newspaper picks up on it!

Haha!
Love it.

Omg. Thats all i can say. Lmao! OmFg

Justin if your reading this come and fill me withyour massive shaft- achingly yours Nobhead xxxxx

I especially like the comment below the radio times article. Yes my brain has turned to mush- a big mush of Justin's man yoghurt.

Chapter two nobhead

Take it away!

This could so be the most memorable thread on mumsnet!

PMSL

Justin -
Come fill me too at the same time I don't mind

Ok- it's gonna get pretty graphic. Hang on to your knickers!

The comment was posted by Kinky Mike- sounds like he needs a good seeing to as well. Spit roast anyone?

Justins man yogurt

PMSL!

adjusts knickers, lights fag and waits for chapter two

Ok Chapter 2 "Justin gets experimental"
The CBeebies roadshow has just come into town. You take your seat with the DC's and DH/DP. The show is starting in 15 mins but you need to go to the loo.
"I'll be back in a minute" you say.
You start to make your way to the toilets but take a wrong turn and end up in Justin's dressing room. You look around the room, your flange starts to ooze with excitement. You can't see Justin and you start to feel disappointment but then suddenly you hear a "honk honk", it can only be him. The door slowly opens, your heart is racing. Justin appears looking hotter than ever in his Mr Tumble outfit. It fits more snugly than it does on TV- it clings lovingly to his moobs and manhood.
"You came back for more then?" He asks naughtily
You smile and nod nervously.
"Let's get mucky!" he whispers
He locks the door and walks over to you. He strokes your face then grasps you pulling your hair slightly. He takes his tongue and traces your lips with it. You kiss deeply and passionatly tongues entwined.
"Has anyone ever opened your back door?"
You shake your head.
"Well lets fix that shall we."
He opens the fly on his tumble trousers and releases his huge beast from it's cage- he's rock hard.

TBC

Literally just cannot stop PMSL at you nobhead

So so so funny!

And hot of course.

Justin, dear.
Don't be shy.
I'll let you shaft me anywhere you like.

Please come back to mumsnet?
If you're brave enough.

God, the hottest thing would be if he did come back, knowing his Tumble Tarts would be like a pit of vipers -
After his massive girthy gristle.

says a prayer for Justin

LOL@ the irony of STSs post!!! Post number 666, says a prayer for justin. You couldnt make this shit up really could you? Oh wait, you are chapter 2 continued, fabsi stylee....'take your jeans and underwear down and bend over my make up desk so you can watch me shag you up your anal hole' justin says with a squeak and a grin. You oblige. He parts your arse cheeks, lets out a pig like squeal and starts weeping. 'What is it justin?' You gasp, nervously. 'Its to late, ive already done it' he explains, wiping his snotty nose on his sleeve as you both look down disappointedly at his floppy purple bell...tbc

Like it Fabsi feel free to add anytime but don't destroy the illusion with stories of premature ejaculation and floppy knobs

Hahahaaaaa fabsi

nobhead - take no notice of her!
She fancies Jeremy Kyle.

She wouldn't know a real filthy shag if he slapped her round the face with his cock!

Can't wait for the next part of "Justin gets experimental"

Oh how I love your dirt nobhead

OMFG KYLE!!!! Sorry can't take you seriously anymore fabsi when you slate our beloved Justin.
Kyle is everything that is wrong with society-vile waste of skin.

I still can't get over the radio times thing- only a matter of time until my writing gets noticed, I can quit the rat race, become rich and famous and ride off into the sunset on Justin living happily -shagging-- ever after. Don't worry I'll mention you all in the acknowledgements of my novel

• shagging

nobhead

Your writing already has got noticed!

And it's bloody good

The highlight of your 50 shades of Tumble story would have to be knowing if the man himself has read it.

Even if it's only a tiny bit.

I bet he has.
I bet someone has at least told him -
And his cheeky little intruiged self has had a peeky.

Bad bad boy.

I am late to this thread. I lust after Mr Bloom and am of the kiddy winks when he Gives them a cuddle. Cuddle MEEEE Bloomy!

I want to add that that jackanory reader at the moment (Shelley?) is plain odd. Just seems like she hates the story, hates kids, hates being on telly and is just doing it for the money (which obv she is but doesn't have to be so blatent about it!) I'm actually quite scared of her.

oh God, i've missed an entire evening of Justin shafting people! Bloody tack cleaning!

Love the RT article, and i reckon it was everyone's fantasy but nobhead just eloquently put it into words!