CBeebies Telly Totty... Fess-up!

[AbiSimone]

What's wrong with me... I think I have been subjected to far too much CBeebies television, and not enough adult conversation! Of late, I have found myself developing a crush for one of the presenters: Andy Day. My LO idolises him, especially his latest programme, and I must confess he's become my guilty pleasure. Am I alone?

Sorry about the spelling mistakes -
In the last paragraph.

I got excited by that thought.

The naked in the shower one.

Gin night!

Thanks for the gin stacking!

Mmmm showering naked with a wet soapy Justin..... Mmmmmm

That thought....
makes me want to shag a passing stranger
... Is a delicious thought Pro

knocks back gin

I really would love to bounce up and down on him to meet him.

Pro, sorry me dear, how could i forget you!?!

have a whiskey too.

Oh dear God. showering with a soapy Justin. Oh god my brain can't compute the glorious shagathon that would ensue with that.

A wet soapy slippy slidey shagathon-
In the shower with Justin.

Wouldn't say no.

I'd soap his moobs for him and his throbbing gristle too no problem.

Thanks for the whiskey horsey!

I'd soap Justin all over and get him to soap me too and then enjoy a wet soapy shagathon - this all after I'd already tied him up and shagged him ragged! Hehe

BOAK!!!

Just imagine him now, alone. In his mansion. Sipping martini in his smoked jacket, grinning and slurping at your filth! God, im gonna be sick!!!

Newcomer to this thread but this is howI imagine it would go.....
You are in the bathroom with Justin, he says he feels "dirrrty" and needs you to cleanse him. He peels his XXL spotty print Mr Tumble leotard off slowly and seductively, bending over to take it off you can see his porcelin white arse cheeks lightly covered with downy ginger hair gathering down into his ring piece area. You catch a glimpse of his dangling scrotum and purple head hanging tantalisingly between his open legs. He climbs into the shower and invites you in. You join him and soap him up concentrating on his moobs and gristle, the suds collecting and slowly dripping from his throbbing erection.
He then leads you both into the bedroom- you are dripping wet ALL over. He lays you down on the bed and works his tongue all over you before he concentrates his efforts on your moistness. You can feel his soft, full cherub like cheeks brushing against your thighs as he hungrily feasts, he looks up at you and squeezes his nose which makes that comedy honking sound.
He then proceeds to take you from behind- you can feel his small, girthy length slipping majesctically in and out of your femininity, you shudder with ecstacy. he groans and grips your hips as you both grind yourselves to climax. He withdraws- remnants of his man yoghurt oozing from his "eye" then he wipes his cock on your velvet curtains "something to remember me by" he whispers in your ear as you lay on the bed spent.
Filth....utter filth.

bites lip

correct apart from...

Samll girthy length!?!

I think we have already stated the size of Justins Mr Tumble is a mahoosive, gristly pork and apple chunk of hugeness.

I disagree, I think the form of his gristle is mirrored in his stature

sorry nobhead, i think you are wrong. But its ok if your don't want to shag him cause then there is more Tumble lovin for me and the girls!

NEWSFLASH..... CHECK THIS OUT!

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/_chat/1516900-Ive-found-Mr-Tumbles-house

OMFG- quite like the fact that people are saying he's an arsehole, I bet he gives it hard and rough .

Dear lord nobhead

I might never be the same again.

One of my friends friends went out with Mr Tumble...apparently he was a right arsehole!

What is this bollocks BettySwollocksandaCrustyRack???

Please - Tell me it isn't true!

sobs into empty glass

And so -
I return to my original question of the day....

Where are these women who want to dish the dirt!?

There HAS to be someone here who has been there
I want to know!

Good God.

I bet if he fucked you - he'd be the type to leave you weeping.

One can only HOPE

And he would defo wipe his bell on your curtains too.

Told you he was a fake! There there horsey/stacking/pro. It was good while it lasted

Lmfao nobhead! Other than the boak post about tumble in the shower, youve made me snort my lager.

They don't make water hot enough.

I refuse to believe it. I don't care if he is an arse, i bet he fucks like a nympho on death row.

Mmm nobhead I'm loving the Justin porn!!! I'd def have him tied uP tho - or he could tie me up I ain't fussed! Lol!

Oh and his gristle is definitely large and girthy!

Hey, any man can be an arse at times!!!!

And any ex would describe their ex as an arse - I'm betting he split with her and she's bitter about it!!!