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CBeebies Telly Totty... Fess-up!

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AbiSimone · 24/06/2012 20:39

What's wrong with me... I think I have been subjected to far too much CBeebies television, and not enough adult conversation! Of late, I have found myself developing a crush for one of the presenters: Andy Day. My LO idolises him, especially his latest programme, and I must confess he's become my guilty pleasure. Am I alone?

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SuddenlyMadameGlamour · 13/07/2012 09:07

Here is some fodder for you ladies!

SuddenlyMadameGlamour · 13/07/2012 09:08

(sorry it's the sun, just happened to be what google threw up)

horseygeorgie · 13/07/2012 09:19

I disagree with the 'ideal for mums who need a hug.' comment. I don't need a hug, i need a good shafting.

I bet he looks fit on a horse! Grin

stackingtheshelves · 13/07/2012 11:42

I agree horsey

WOULD SUIT: Mums who need a hug.

What a load of old bollocks shit rubbish that is!

Justin is in his prime and I bet you this....

He'd out-shag any of those other "Childrens tv totty"

He already out-performs them.

Second to none.

He is cbeebies totty.

So there.

Ahum. Where was I?

Oh.

continues forming fanpages for Justin Fletcher

Grin
stackingtheshelves · 13/07/2012 11:45

Link for the Justin Fletcher on horse-back please

Grin
horseygeorgie · 13/07/2012 12:11

sign me up for the fanpage!

will it have lots of pics of Justin and his lovely gristle?! drool

Oh man. he would so get it.

I bet he would outshag anything there as well. He looks duracell to me. would love to test out his stamina and i bet he's really, really inventive.

sort of like this WARNING - DO NOT CLICK ON IF THE THOUGHT OF DOING THE BAD THING WITH MR TUMBLE UPSETS YOUR DELICATE CONSTITUTION

www.sofeminine.co.uk/couple/newlovemach/imnewlovemach/illgrandes/ill39.gif

Test out those thighs...

stackingtheshelves · 13/07/2012 12:45

Hahaa! horsey

I love it.

I can just imagine him doing that position and thrusting away with this demented horny crazed look on his face.

I'd even watch

Blush

You know - with a mind like he has -
So creative - all those Gigglebiz characters -
There'd be no end of fun!

He's Gemini like me too!
filthy bastards we are

When are these women he's left behind!?

Come on girls!

Spill spill spill!

stackingtheshelves · 13/07/2012 12:48

Where I mean where are these women!?

There must be at least one!

Lest - we will have to go back to the virgin theory.

God.

Dangerous territory.

horseygeorgie · 13/07/2012 13:15

ohh exciting though... i bet he'd be a quick learner!

fabsi · 13/07/2012 13:18

In that position all you would be able to hear is the slapping of tits. Not yours....his!! Lmao Grin

BigHairyFlowers · 13/07/2012 13:24
Grin
stackingtheshelves · 13/07/2012 13:24

face-palm fabsi

Justin with his gorgeous moobs...
Jeremy Kyle with his dog breath and pencil penis....

Know who'd I'd rather have shafting me from behind.

horsey

I have just creamed could get really excited about Justin being a virgin.

But - I don't think it's true.

Either way, I'd yank his doodle dandy.

no I didn't just say that

BigHairyFlowers · 13/07/2012 13:29

Pencil is a bit generous, no?

stackingtheshelves · 13/07/2012 13:33

True BigHairy

More like a purple wax crayon.

BigHairyFlowers · 13/07/2012 13:40

With little bits of fluff stuck to it.

stackingtheshelves · 13/07/2012 14:08

Haha BigHairy

in yer face fabsi

Grin
fabsi · 13/07/2012 14:22

Youll have to do better than that to get the disturbing image of justins man tits slapping away in a karma sutra position of his choice. His flabbiness wobbling all over the place. Oh god help me!! Someone tear me away from this thread!!!! Its to funny!!!! Although i feel sick now.

fabsi · 13/07/2012 14:40

Here you go STS and horsey, just for you!! A wet justin! (Told you he wears a tshirt when swimming to hide that moobage) just call me the google image queen Grin m.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=310431679050700&id=122297424530794&set=a.310430245717510.72975.122297424530794&refid=13

horseygeorgie · 13/07/2012 15:23

oooohhhhh,

i think something just happened in my knickers.

oh yes.

And he doesn't wear a tee shirt to hide moobage, he wears one to protect the women from the glorious sight of his fantastic self, cause he's saving it for stacking and me.

stackingtheshelves · 13/07/2012 16:02

Dear god.

I've changes underwear just died and gone to heaven.

I'd spurt gush over him like that too.

Oh yes.

What a delicious man he is.

all of him.
Thank you fabsi

even if you won't admit you've got some kind of fanscination with Justin

Googling him again - are we fabsi

Wink
stackingtheshelves · 13/07/2012 16:05

Ooo.

You're dead right there horsey

What I'd give to see him naked.

Link please fabsi

Grin
fabsi · 13/07/2012 18:03

Lmao!! STS you dirty girl!!! Blush I know, im doing it for your entertainment....ok! Partly mine aswell. You and horsey are just so funny!!!!

fabsi · 13/07/2012 18:42

Btw STS, im sticking to the fact that i reckon youre the man himself. We all know hes been for a webchat (three times!!) I bet you he pops on here for regular catch ups on the old mummy fan club. This being cbeebies totty hed deffo have a browse to see if hes made the headlines or not. And oh look!! He has Wink lmao. If you are justin, sorry about the man tits thing!

ProPerformer · 13/07/2012 18:57

Don't forget me!!!! I love Justin too!!!

Mmm wet Justin - would prefer him wet with sweat after a shagathon!! Wink

stackingtheshelves · 13/07/2012 19:34

Pro

How could we forget you - me dear?

pours welcome drink of gin

clinks glasses

Justin wet with sweat -
Yes please.
He can sweat all over me if he likes.

fabsi

I think Justin would have better things to do -
Other than read through pages of sex-filth massive gristle shafting shagging and sucking flattering comments about himself.

Part of me hopes he never does...
But then I realise -
My real name isn't stacking the shelves.

you'd murder yer mother with a blunt object if she named you that

The horny sado masochistic wet filthy want Justin nakes in a shower with me aftet that picture other side of me hopes he has had a sneeky peeky.

And enjoyed it.

Phwoar.