CBeebies Telly Totty... Fess-up!

[AbiSimone]

What's wrong with me... I think I have been subjected to far too much CBeebies television, and not enough adult conversation! Of late, I have found myself developing a crush for one of the presenters: Andy Day. My LO idolises him, especially his latest programme, and I must confess he's become my guilty pleasure. Am I alone?

E.L. James ain't got shit on me....Fifty Shades of Tumble

sigh

If he's a complete knob head...

(no offence nobhead)

Then he quite obviously needs a good long hard punishment.

I wonder if he'd cry like a baby if you had him on his knees, stark bollock naked -
His hands tied and his poor face wet - from sweating with nerves.

No.

I don't care about the other Justin porn.

That's how i like him.

stacking He would sob whilst you demand he teabag you! The beads of sweat multiplying from the effort he puts his mass through whilst he plunges his ball bag in and out of your mouth again and again.

Yes Pro

My ex was an arse though!

Sometimes they are.

Justin?

Maybe we'll never know.

sigh

where's Sarah Jane-Honeywell when you need her?

nobhead

Are you speaking from experience!?

Ooo! please say you are!

Haha!

There there.

Unfortunately not- I have imagined it would go something like that though. I reckon it's accurate, someone correct me though if I'm wrong and feel free to add your version of it.

Hes a fake. I bet hes a right heartbreaker. And a shit lover. there ya go nobhead, theres my version.

That's half the attraction though... the fact he's a right bastard makes him more appealing in a strange sense. Not marriage material just a reet good dirty fuck.

No.

I refuse to believe it.

wonders what to say now the odds are stacked against her

pours another gin
says a prayer for Justin

I do really hope -
One day -
And ex lover of Justin will dish some real dirt.

That there would be a gold-mine!

Oh - He would nobhead

I'd bet on my life he's a right dirty bastard.

Have there ever been any Justin kiss and tells? goes to google tumble kiss and tell

This is what i'm saying nohead

There has to be someone who has kissed his man shaft -
I want to know who!

It can only be a matter of time....

imagines Justin doing Dancing On Ice and kiss and tells being in the newspapers every week

God. I'd pay good money to read it!

Me too stacking!

I've been there!!!! ............ Sadly only in my dreams though!

Indeed Pro

I do feel slightly devestated sad -
That he may be a total wanker.

As i've just got rid of one of those.

Sigh

Maybe i'm attracted to them?

I'd still let Justin fuck me with his purple bell-end, never-the-less

The only way to get him to live up to your fantasy image of him is to write a screenplay, get it picked up by the BBC and get him to star in it with you. Shouldn't be too hard. Get writing!

Already started Bighairy (see upthread)- plenty more elaborate filth where that came from

I still bet its just bitter exes and 'off days'!

I have loads of friends 'in the buissness' who are lovely lovely people and yet I'm sure there are a few peoole who have met them after shows or at events and thought them right miserable buggers - they're only human and have off days!! It's very tiring to live up to Fans expectations!

Ooo BigHairy

I love this idea.

Lets put our heads together, write a right filthy border-line porno one off comedy / drama -
Starring our man, Justin Fletcher.

Got our leading man - Who's the leading lady?

ME ME!

• Pick me!

swigs gin - laughs

He just needs a good rub down to relax....

Plenty of oil -
Naked, face down on my the bed.

I'd have him relieved relaxed in no time.

God. I SO hope he reads this one day soon

Pick all of us! There's plenty of tumble love to go round. He could jizz on all of our faces.

Share nobhead

Fudge that shit 50 shades

Not many people who can say a thread on mumsnet makes them wet excited.

Yes you must share..... Remember who has the contacts...... and who's a trained actress! lol.

Gets excited

Pro

There is plenty of him to go round.

I'd share him no problem.

is that foursome now FIVE!?

Clearly I am VERY late to this party.

My mumsnet settings mean that when I click on a thread I go straight to the end. So. Clicked on this one expecting a jovial Andy v Mr Bloom fan-club type slanging match and instead am greeted with hardcore Justin Fletcher jizzathon fantasies. Obviously each to their own but I very nearly just spat my wine out in shock!

Anyway. I'll duck as I'm typing this (and soz haven't read whole thread) but am I the only one who thinks old Tumblechops might be gay?