CBeebies Telly Totty... Fess-up!

[AbiSimone]

What's wrong with me... I think I have been subjected to far too much CBeebies television, and not enough adult conversation! Of late, I have found myself developing a crush for one of the presenters: Andy Day. My LO idolises him, especially his latest programme, and I must confess he's become my guilty pleasure. Am I alone?

Sniggers immaturely at horsey

I like to suck them too.
But I find the odd nibble irresistable.

Pro

What date are you going?
I might look at tickets later.
My boy has pissed me right off offended me saying

"Justin who?"

sigh

Maybe I should have asked about going to watch a pantomime together -
Rather than excitedly saying -
"Justin's in panto! Wanna come!?"

CBChester

Andy who?

just kidding

Better looking in person? - must be the make-up they use over at that there cbeebie place!

stacking no idea when we're going as haven't booked yet .... Need hubby to get his act together! Lol Prob sometime around 13 Dec, prob Saturday or Sunday just before or after. 13th is DS's birthday. :D

Never have i read a thread on mn thats made me lol so much as this one!!! He wouldnt run!! I bet hed think all his birthdays and christmas days had come all at the same time!!! Just imagine his wanking face now at the thought of you lot turning up lmao ewwww. Made myself boak there

Pro

I'm a bit reluctant but incredibly wet at the thought of going on my own.

It will be that same feeling when I went to see Take That last year.

But better

God.
When am I ever going to grow up?

never hopefully

If I go - I'm going all out -
Mobile number with a lip-stick printed kiss on -
Low-cut top
Tight short (ish) skirt
no knickers

Packet of refreshers in hand.

fabsi

Thank you for that thought.

never mind a threesome, he'd have a FOURsome now

Lolz at the refreshers stacking

I often go to stuff on my own but then I am a big kid with no shame! Lol.

fabsi damn right he wouldn't run .... We wouldn't let him!

Who needs fifty shades of shite with this thread eh??? (I havent read that btw, been told its shit!) Lmao!! Youre so crude STS. No knickers?? If hes winking at you we'll all know why!!! Lol

Andy looks like Fatima whitbread.

But mr bloom... I bet he's a right dirty bastard!

offers Pro a refresher

The pink ones are the best.

no they're not all the same flavour

fabsi

If he winks at me I'll be opening my legs slightly and winking back!

SuddenlyMadameGlamour

Ah! Mr needledick Bloom.

Actually mr bloom reminds me of one of my exes who did in fact have a needledick...

PMSL!

Hahahaha!

It must be true.

He's the look of a needledick'er.

Are there any refreshers left or am I too late?

Thanks for the refresher stacking

Just been watching the horse riding episode of something special....... Sigh he can ride me any day.....

BigHairy

Of course there is dear!

passes the refreshers over

Pro

I have work tonight so no iplayer action excitement for me.

Ooo.

Bet he's sexy-as riding a horse.

Those thighs are gorgeous.

That Berrito lycra he wears -
That will stay with me for many lonely nights a very long time.

I'm sorry but the vision of Justin riding a horse has made me boak in my mouth. I really can't bring myself to understand the Justin crush thing. I couldn't think of a less desirable man. He reminds me of a potato on helium.

Yum.

Thanks Stacking!

Gutted I missed the poor horse episode

He reminds me of a potato on helium.

SMG

We have figured Justin bares massive gristle -
Is filthy -
Would do anything in the bedroom -
He doesn't mind making a fool of himself and he's a cracking pair of thighs...
And a lovely face -

that you just want to straddle

He'd get it.

Hard

Sweetdreams all!

Does he really do anything in the bedroom..? Because I need a new wardrobe rail putting in.

at BigHairy

You know he's a filthy dog.

And right handy too -

I've got wet knickers a feeling he'd be good at putting things in.

Wardrobe rails ....
Fingers ....

His massive throbbing gristle....

This gristle of which you speak, is it massive enough to hang clothes on, do you think?

Lmao!!! Omg, SMG I totally agree! He is boak isnt he? lol bighairy, its all in their mind. He doesnt have any gristle. He has no penis!!! If he does, its not big enough to hook ya garments on bighairy. Best forgetting his usefulness around the home. Hes always useful as a clown. Oh yeh! Id have him round making himself useful!!! Like entertaining my ds while i do useful things. Like read pick me up

• mn carpet! Damn autocorrect!!

BHF Yes. It is big enough to hang your spring/summer, autumn/winter wardrobe on with room over for 'special occasions'.

Oh yes baby.

Fabsi....Jeremy Kyle.

Excellent news horsey. And an added bonus - all my clothes would smell of refreshers!

Justin certainly does seem to have more than ample gristle.

Stacking he certainly looks devine on a horse!