CBeebies Telly Totty... Fess-up!

[AbiSimone]

What's wrong with me... I think I have been subjected to far too much CBeebies television, and not enough adult conversation! Of late, I have found myself developing a crush for one of the presenters: Andy Day. My LO idolises him, especially his latest programme, and I must confess he's become my guilty pleasure. Am I alone?

Justin is just one big cuddly chunk of love! Hehe!

fabsi don't worry I'm not at all easily offended - I have a mind so dirty Kim and Aggie have offered to come and help clean it!

Well good morning everybody!

ProPerformer

I don't live to0 far from Reading either.
I'm in Wokingham. I'd love to go and perve watch Justin -
but the only way - would be to have to force one of my three kids to come along.

They've never been that keen.
My two youngest liked Higgeldy House, but never really been fans of his other shows.

ponders whether to force drag eldest along to The Hexagon

fabsi

I think his man-boobage is lovely.
You go back to your trailer trash Jeremy Kyle!

Ooo.

ProPerformer

You'll fit right in here on this Justin Fletcher thread for perves Cbeebies totty thread!

fabsi

I don't recall a swimming episode no.

Like i say - my children have never really been that into Justin.

More their mother

I do admit - Justin's House has accidently been turned on a few times in our house.

But only to moans and groans from the kids.

sigh

Stacking it's a Panto - go on ya own! I used to when at uni.. Lol (Ok that was only cos friends of mine were in the cast but......)

Something Special is the programme that I sometimes watch on my own (my DS is 3 so still very much into Justin's stuff) I just use the excuse that I'm trying to learn Makaton! Ooh just thought..... Terribly good with his hands isn't he! Mmmmmm........

Not sure i could go on my own Pro

I'm really quite shy.
And i need a child as an excuse to meet him!

Can i borrow yours?

I just love him in that Justin's House attire.
Not sure why

He really appeals to the sado masochistic more dominant part of my personality.

I could do really bad things to him.
In my imagination anyway.

I'd probably stumble over words and go all stupid and giggly in person -
And he would think -

Urgh

He does look like he needs a good face sitting woman though -
Doesn't he?

I mean - Look at that face
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What's not to like!?

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Sorry!

My eldest might come with me if i bribe him with money.
Or computer games.

stacking you'd be welcome to come with us, but my hubby isn't really the 'hanging round stage door type' so.... Lol Mind you I will be trying to persuade him this year what with Justin and Vikki in it! He won't let me though cos last time I saw a celebrity crush of mine (Spotted Mandana Jones from Bad girls at Legoland) I went totally to jelly, wouldn't say hi, wouldn't even go over and spent the rest of the day in a state of nervous tension! Lol

Yeah Justin really does need a good spanking kinky woman!

STS just go!!!! You only live once. If you havent got the nerve afterwards then just dont wait for him after?? Pro, heres what not to like about justin farm7.static.flickr.com/6002/5995652770_295e625f5c.jpg Ewwww!!! Pure BOAKKKK!!!! Tell me what makes you go all weak at the knees about that??!

Oh! How sweet of you Pro

I will bribe ask my eldest son and see if he'll humour his good old mother - first...

Then if not, i might just have to book a ticket...

gulp - alone

imagines being alone with Justin at the stage door

makes note, take extra pair of underwear

fabsi

You can link unflattering pictures of Justin - all yer like!
But i love the fact that he doesn't give a shit doesn't take himself too seriously.

He doesn't mind being a clown.
Or acting silly - For the sake of his pride.

Now that is sexy.

blows raspberry

Sid - definitely - but preferred him slightly chunkier and without the dreads. When he and Andy used to the the (old version) numbers rap I had to stop what I was doing and watch!

Hello hello!

Cooor blimey, he's a sexy little gristle God isn't he! Would love to get down on my knees and worship that!

Properformer, i think you're going to fit in just fine...!

Stacking, we could ALL go. Logically if there is 3 of us, we could steal him! Oh PLEASE! Please, i have duct tape and cable ties all ready!

i want to sit on his face meet him too!

Yeah Justin is sexy because he doesn't seem to take himself too seriously and that is hot! A man who is not afraid to show his childish side is a real winner! And he looks like he could give great cuddles and I love snuggley cuddles!

horesy your on! Lol!

• horsey lol

horsey

Ooo! Yes!

Three is the perfect number for a kidnapping molsetation rape civil meeting with our Justin.

Shall we?

We could get front row and wet our knickers really enjoy ourselves as we watch him strut his stuff up on stage.

And then after -
We could all wait in the shadows at the stage door.

Pro - you can distract him with Am-Dram talk -
Horsey you accidently bump him -
Which in turn knocks him off balance...
To which then he slips Mr Tumble style -
On a random banana skin
(Which has been placed at his feet by moi)

horsey you then bosh him over the noggin' with yer huge pork and apple sausage -
(remember to freeze it)

Then we haul him into the back our rented van.

God only knows what I'd do with him when he wakes up.

Poor man.

ohhhh i'm all a quiver!

Yer on!

(he'll love it, the filthy little bouncer!)

Lmfao!! STS, you are mad!! And hilariously funny!!! Lol! You havent thought that through at all have ya?? Lmao!!

No.

No fabsi I haven't.

looks innocent

He'd either love it.
Or run.

I know what I'd do if I saw three sheepish looking women, without child, at the stage door.

laughs

would so love to have him with his baggy jeans round his ankles

wouldn't be able to run then, would he!

Good idea horsey

Let's just de-bag him.

God.
We aint arf some brains on 'ere!

He's got no chance

horsey and BigHairy

chuckles

I went shopping earlier and brought refreshers.

passes them round

Sometimes I do wonder about my sanity.

takes a refresher of stacking

Mmmm. tasty. Better if you suck them though, they last longer...

hands up who read that the way it was intended as dirty!!

I never saw a swimming one. Will be keeping my eyes and pants open for that.

I am 100% sure he would LOVE to be accosted by 3 hot horny chubber lovers. And if he's not, We'll make him.

stacking great plan! :smile: I'm in!! Lol.

I could always bring my son along as a distraction/excuse! ;)

I met Andy at Glastonbury last year an he really is a lovely guy, better looking in the flesh too