CBeebies Telly Totty... Fess-up!

[AbiSimone]

What's wrong with me... I think I have been subjected to far too much CBeebies television, and not enough adult conversation! Of late, I have found myself developing a crush for one of the presenters: Andy Day. My LO idolises him, especially his latest programme, and I must confess he's become my guilty pleasure. Am I alone?

Lmaooooo STS!!! sorry to burst your lusty bubble, but he smelt like aftershave. Not that potent, but i got a waft when we posed for a photo. In his defense, he is better looking in person but VERY short and PLUMP still not fanciable. Ds was full of questions and he just ignored him lol. All this nicey nicey, its a front i tell ya! Maybe hed be happier reading your fantasies about him! You just knowwww hes read them!! Lol

sigh

Oh Justin.

nothing a bit of knicker milk smeared over the old cheeks wouldn't cure

wonder if his cock tastes of refreshers...?!

horsey

It so would, wouldn't it?

He'd be like a giant pick 'n' mix.
licks lips

His cock - refreshers
His nipples - haribos...

We could go on.

but i got a waft when we posed for a photo.

fabsi
Did he put his arm round you?
Was it his armpits you were getting watfs of....?

stops asking random useless questions

*wafts.

I've not been at the gin yet no.

Back to Hansen.

He's tall isn't he?
I'm quite short.

wonders where her head would come to on her knees

To Justin
If you have read this - sorry

I'm not really a nympho.
I'm a half repsectable woman.
And a mother.

Mums are the best! We're always sensible.

gulp
laughs nervously

Justin, if you are reading this.

Not sorry. come and get it big boy.

I'm not a respectable woman. oh no. I'm a very, very BAD one who needs telling off and sweetie flavoured cock.

Back to Hannson, he is tall. verry talll. Bet I'd be at perfect height on my knees to sample his delights!

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aargh, i meant
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oh yes baby!

Horsey and stacking - regarding the size of Justin's ahem 'package'....... Plenty of opportunity to perve during the 'burrito brothers' sketches - nice tight tights! Looks impressive enough to me!!

Welcome properformer

What be'eth this 'burrito brothers' sketches ?

Justin in nice tight tights.

i could cum right now

Link please fabsi

horsey

We might scare him off.
I could imagine him to look bloody terrified at all this filth.

He needs to be gently eased into it.

Pretend you want nothing.
Then when alone - strip him naked and lick him all over take advantage.

hasn't thought about this at all

Hansen.

What a sexy lanky man he is.

copy and save

Omg nooooo!!! Ewwwww! Burrito brother one is in gigglebitz where hes wearing....Wait for it!!! A sodding leotard! Boak boak boaaaak!! Awful. All I notice in that are his man boobs. I refuse to google that one! Sorry girls!

I can't find anything! Grr!

Sorry stacking, got carried away by the thought of Justins massive man parts and refresher flavoured balls by things!

dry mouth

Oh
My
God

I have to see this!

goes to iplayer gigglebiz

ProPerformer

Dear lord.

I think that might have...
Dare i even say it -
Left me speechless.

horsey

We're right.
He bareth massive gristle.
You can actually see the outline of it in that lycra.

fabsi

Leave his man-boobs alone!
He is pure sex.
Take my word for it.... -
He'd be a giver.

fans self

ohh have you found it? Link please!

Gross!! Dont worry, i have no intentions of going anywhere near his man boobage! Yakkyyy!! In response to your question earlier, yes he put his arm around me. But he had to put it around my waist and i had my arm around his shoulder because i was taller than him. I dont think im that tall, hes just short!!! lol.

www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/cbeebies/episode/b00yd3tk/Gigglebiz_Series_2_Episode_1
About 9minutes 30seconds in horsey

Good old iplayer.
(and you properformer)

To think I could have missed that in my life-time!

Seriously horny wet viewing entertaining viewing.

It's like mummy porn.

Laughs at own joke

Ah! Mummy porn.

www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/cbeebies/episode/b00yd3tk/Gigglebiz_Series_2_Episode_11/

In real form.

Sorry.

palms are sweaty

fabsi

I'm not very tall.

He'd be perfect for me - I reckon.

horsey

One to end the night on

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Literally just PMSL at that!

(I'll bet you he does too, the dirty dog!)

Glad you liked it girls! Whenever i see those sketches my eyes cant help but wander south! Im such a perve!
I agree that I think he's probably terribly dirty in bed (and other places........) He could come rifle through my toy/dressing up box with me anytime!

welcome to the club Properformer!

Wow gulp, he's a big lad isn't he! Oh my. nice wet dreams for me again tonight!

Thanks Horsey.
He certainly does seem 'well equipped' hehehe!!
Why oh why did I give up on the acting for family life?!?! I couldve been working on Gigglebiz, Something Special, Justin's house.... Sigh

ProPerformer

Tell us more!

You had a dabble in the acting life!?

We're trying to dig to find out what Justin really is like.

Bet he has a new shag every week

sigh

horsey

Those thighs aswell.
God.

Yeah I've got a degree in theatre and am active in the am-dram circuit. Have done a few bits of extras work.

I don't live too far from Reading and went to see him in Panto there last year..... Mean hubby wouldn't let me hang round the stage doors to molest meet him though!

Oooh and looks like I'll be seeing him in Panto there again this year!! Extra gawp factor for me as Vikki Michelle(Yvette from
Allo Allo) is also in it - I loved her so much as a kid!!

yy welcome to the most bizarre thread on mumsnet properformer!! hope youre not to easily offended as sts and horsey have a lovely way with words theyve even had me lowering the tone!! justin is good on stage, we went to watch him doing the cbeebies live show and he completely stole the show!! STS, he has awful manboobage. Remember that something special swimming episode? Even he decided it was best to keep his tshirt on lmao!