CBeebies Telly Totty... Fess-up!

[AbiSimone]

What's wrong with me... I think I have been subjected to far too much CBeebies television, and not enough adult conversation! Of late, I have found myself developing a crush for one of the presenters: Andy Day. My LO idolises him, especially his latest programme, and I must confess he's become my guilty pleasure. Am I alone?

Nah STS, its deffo a gammy eye!! MM looks a tiny bit awkward, doesnt he? Lol! Mr maker and lanky andy look excited, justin looks like hes just been bashing one off in his dressing room and someone disturbed him to ask if hed have a photo with Michael (hes a tumble fan apparently!!) Uh ohhh!! Theres me lowering the tone. I blame you horsey and STS!! (Ps if you look closely enough at fletchers wanking hand.....) Boakage

I never thought I'd witness a group picture where Michael McIntyre can be referred to as 'the pretty one'

Plus, where is Justin's other hand exactly?? No wonder MM looks awkward!

imagines Justin having a good tug

'Tis a horny lovely thought.

I've got a bit of a thing for Hanson out of Holby too.

Anyone?

Haha BigHairy

MM is lush -
I do admit he stands out amongst a bit of a bad bunch-
Not counting Justin!

He's sex in his waistcoat and baggy jeans.

oh God stackin, are you my twin or something!?!?! I ADORE Hannson, i think its the power and deadpan way he has. LOVE him.

Ohhh my dirty little mind is getting crowded!

Ooo.

Isn't he just!?

It's that stern headmaster type.

I'd let him bend me over the desk for a spanking teach me a lesson or three....

i watch holby in desperate anticipation of him sitting behind his desk and saying 'enter'! Love it, makes me get wet knickers blush!

sooo hot.

Ooo! Thanks horsey

I'm going to bed on that thought...

Imagine him whispering filth into your ear in that sexual voice of his

shit hot

Lol bighairy, you know what it is, justin and andy are holding hands behind his back. That or they each have a hand on one of his arse cheeks! Poor michael, he looks like hes been shoved in the middle of them and told to look as happy as he can lmao!! Bless him. He's fit! How many chins does justin have? And god, how big is his forehead??? dont watch holby but don't tell me he's the fat surgeon who used to be nigel in eastenders?

Stackingtheshelves, I heart Hansen off Holby. I think it's his aloof but always right capable persona!

On other end of the scale, to my shame, cousin Alvin in Grandpa in My Pocket would be delish if a couple of years older.

Haarhharrr at Fabsi. Justin Fletcher is not sexy. Chubby man in an anorak has made me laugh.

Justin fletcher is boak!!! You guys on about this guy (actual name is guy!) m.youtube.com/watch?gl=GB&hl=en-GB&client=mv-google&v=Ngm0QwuDCv0 give me phillip schofield any day!

Justin fletcher is boak!!! You guys on about this guy (actual name is guy!) m.youtube.com/watch?gl=GB&hl=en-GB&client=mv-google&v=Ngm0QwuDCv0 give me phillip schofield any day!

Oopsy! Posted twice

fabsi

You are the best queen link woman-thingy-me-bobby!

How gorgeous is he out of character?

It's that sexual voice.

swoon

And so-
From these three men-
I have created my perfect shag buddy partner.

Justin's warmth, massive gristle and potential filthiness.
Michael McIntyre's hair.
Dr Hansen's sexy voice.

sigh

If only!

While were at it, all these secret crushes coming out. Im ready to admit another one. Jeremy kyle. Not i know that really IS bad!!! btw, i always thought justin would smell of wank, but he didnt. He smelt very nice. Lol. That was really crude, sorry!!!

So fabsi

You don't - in fact
Like any cbeebies totty
(Lest we have figured - there is cbeebies totty)
In the form of Dr Justin Fletcher.

Yet - here you are, still.

Jeremy Kyle is inexcusable!
He is vile.
I wish him a painful death.

that was harsh....But true!

goes back to blasting Celine Dion I want you to need me

btw, i always thought justin would smell of wank, but he didnt. He smelt very nice

fabsi

What did he smell of!?

Not too perfumed I hope!
That's a put off for me...

I'd rather him smell au-natural -

Perhaps a bit sweaty.

Am I strange?

[grins]

Fabsi, you are odd. Lovely, but odd!

Jeremy Kyle!?! Oh come on! Philip Schofield!? NOT right! Put him back in the broom closet!

Guy Henry is sooo lovely as himself! Oh i would love to fuck him long and hard over a course of a few days meet him.

Hmm, i too am not sure if i like the thought of Justin being perfumed. I like the thought of him being a real man!

Yes again horsey

I agree with you!

A splash of aftershave or sanex -
Yes!

Hate these men who smell like a boots counter.

I'd like to think Justin has a slight scent of musty, about him.

Masculine scents don't come in bottles shaped like naked men - in my opinion.

I think it comes from the memories I have of my father putting gallons of aftershave on -
Then making me fruit salad.

Nothing worse than a banana tasting like Ralph Lauren Africa!

life story over

I think Justin smells like refreshers.

Jeremy Kyle however, smells like something that's been under the patio for three years.

Wait, stop....

Did I just defend Mr Polka Dot Chubster??

Gahhhhhhhhh

Yes! BigHairy

We shall make a chubster lover of you yet!

thinks

fabsi come back and tell us!
Hurry hurry!

Maybe I should go back to my original thoughts -
And stick with him tasting and smelling like candyfloss.

please fabsi
Please tell me he doesn't smell like a bitch.
Illusions will be shattered

of course, I'd never say it out loud, but I want him to smell of my juices

Ahum.

Jeremy Kyle looks like something that's been under the patio for three years too!

BOAK right back at'ya fabsi

massive LOL at stacking!

I could cope with him smelling of refreshers, i really could! wonder if his cock tastes of refreshers...?!

Jeremy Kyle. there is just NO need for that.