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CBeebies Telly Totty... Fess-up!

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AbiSimone · 24/06/2012 20:39

What's wrong with me... I think I have been subjected to far too much CBeebies television, and not enough adult conversation! Of late, I have found myself developing a crush for one of the presenters: Andy Day. My LO idolises him, especially his latest programme, and I must confess he's become my guilty pleasure. Am I alone?

OP posts:
fabsi · 09/07/2012 09:43

DS friend from his school is filming with Justin today. His mum is really excited. all i could think about was this thread and its filth lol Grin I will never think of justin in the same way ever again STS/horsey!! it's all your fault!

stackingtheshelves · 09/07/2012 12:12

Oh! fabsi

Well jel! (Of your friend!)
Wink

He was on the radio this morning -

nearly crashed the car

Saying "come and see me - Justiiiin - in panto at the Hexagon Theatre"

Body says - "phwwwoooaarrrr yes please!"

Mind says - "on your own?"
(And christ man! - it's only July!)

Sad

wails
why do my kids not love him anymore!?

FML!

horsey

Shall we go together?

Wink
BigHairyFlowers · 09/07/2012 12:55

Stacking I'd be worried that the big surprise would involve a string of jaunty handkerchiefs Grin

stackingtheshelves · 09/07/2012 13:30

Haha BigHairy

Grin

Bet he's good at magic -
What with his all other amazing abilities.

You know he'd open those trews and something shocking would ping out -

Like his massive man meat a python.

horseygeorgie · 09/07/2012 13:36

ohh yes stacking!

I'd have a good rummage in his spottybag... oh yes i would.

Plus, i'm a ginger too! we match! don't normally like ginger men, but here i'd make an exception.

For those who mentioned rhyme rocket yes officer ditty is the obvious choice, but check out the hunk of handsome prof poet is here! www.debiallenassociates.com/images_client/main/290__DSC0665.jpg

PHWOAR BABY!

stackingtheshelves · 09/07/2012 13:51

Oh my dear god!

feels faint

Why is it he looks like I'd eat him alive though?

Maybe that's wishful thinking!

Is Justin ginger!?

He looks mousey brownish to me?

I do prefer an older man -
Over 40 preferably.

Mature enough to know what he's doing but still young enough to get it up to show you a good time

Grin
fabsi · 09/07/2012 14:54

Well now then horseygeorgie!!! Now we ARE talking!! Hubba hubba. He is FIT!! Spoke to my boys friends mum and she said justin got mobbed during filming. Jeez, anyone would think its elvis frigging presley!! Just a fat...sorry! 'Chubby' curly haired man in an anorak for christ sake!! You would honestly have to really hard up to want to shag justin. Grin doesnt mean i dont think hes good with the lo's! That he is!

fabsi · 09/07/2012 14:57

Justins not a ginge! hes got brown/blonde hair. And not a lot of it either from what i can remember snigger Grin

stackingtheshelves · 09/07/2012 17:58

Just a fat...sorry! 'Chubby' curly haired man in an anorak for christ sake!!

Shock

fabsi

Howwww very dare you!

I agree, he doesn't look ginger to me either.

The many tones to Justins hair!

Heck - who cares anyway?

He's a shag on legs adorable!

I can honestly say - no one does it for me like he does.
The only slight second, would be

whispers
Michael McIntyre.

runs and hides

Blush
stackingtheshelves · 09/07/2012 18:01

realises she denied being a chubby chaser earlier in the thread

Uhm.

Thing is...

Ok.

Maybe I am without even realising it!

I love Michaels hair more than the rest of him.

I have a crush on Michael McIntyre's hair.

Does that make it more acceptable?

horseygeorgie · 09/07/2012 18:13

no, that just makes it wierd!

Ok, it IS brown. i've always thought he looked ginger, but looking at online porn photos, its brown.

just so would. Stacking, i don't know about eating Prof Poet alive but i'd have a damn good try!

*wonders off whistling, whilst fantasising about a really DIRTY filthy 3some with Justing and Prof Poet--

stackingtheshelves · 09/07/2012 18:31

I know horsey

Blush

My date on Saturday night looks alot like a slimmer version of MM.

He was shagging being lovely to me -
And at the same time I was imagining it was Justin someone else.

Maybe that's why?

He is cute.

With his floppy hair.

tries not to think about threesome which horsey has triggered thoughts of

No fuck it sod it!
I'd do them both.

Yes.
At the same.
Oh the dirt

Wink
stackingtheshelves · 09/07/2012 18:35

feels slightly worried about porno online photos of Justin with ginger hair

Oh dear.

stackingtheshelves · 09/07/2012 18:49

horsey

Sorry, dear.

I read that wrong.

His hair is brown but you must be seeing him in some kind of dim-lit effect.

And so, he looks ginger maybe...
In the sunlight at dusk -
Or a candle-lit dinner for two?

Grin
fabsi · 09/07/2012 21:34

Oh oh STS!!! Now we're talking. Michael mcintyre mmmm yes!! But then i have admitted to having a tiny crush on lee evans. I know! Hes still better than justin. Fit body and isnt up his own arse. Ive just shot meself in the foot havent i? Blush

horseygeorgie · 10/07/2012 10:56

But fabsi, the EARS! Plus, no man should sweat like that telling jokes. mind you, he does have a lot of energy...

whispers

I've just googled MM, as for some reason i thought you were on about the investigator guy (DONAL macintyre). being dense as i am.

I quite like MM too. he makes me want to corrupt him. now i know what his name is DUH!

fabsi · 10/07/2012 11:56

Check out what i found girls!!!! childcareisfun.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/JustinFletcher-Michael-McIntyre-Andy-Day-Phil-Gallagher-.jpg Thank me later! MM is very very sexy! Finally one we agree on Grin

fabsi · 10/07/2012 11:59

yy, Lee's ears Blush but i just think hes so gorgeous and nice. Strange crush but then, you fancy justin! so we're all in it together! lol Wink

stackingtheshelves · 10/07/2012 12:36

creams knickers

fabsi

You have made my day saddo

drool

MM is the spit of my new man in question.
Perhaps a stone heavier.

admires Michaels hair

imagines filthy threesome

Justin does things to me in that waistcoat!

Phwoar.
-copy and save--

stackingtheshelves · 10/07/2012 12:41

Lee Evans!

fabsi

He really is BOAK

But I'm letting you off -
For the lush-as photo!

Justin and Michael both have lovely hair to pull run your fingers through.

dolly daydreams

horseygeorgie · 10/07/2012 13:19

ohhhh bookmark

mmmmmm. that looks like a fun sausage filled weekend...

fabsi · 10/07/2012 13:33

Leave my lee alone!!! Lmfao!! You make me really laugh you two do! MM yessss!! Sexy beast. Justin looks like hes just been having rampant sex, he looks knackered! And he has a lazy eye. Ohhh how sexy he is Andy looks odd and Mr Makers face looks a funny shape!

fabsi · 10/07/2012 13:36

Justin looks like he has a glass eye lmfaoooo!! Not a very falttering photo for the beebies totty there!! And how long and thin are andys eyebrows?? Makes you wonder if everything on andy is that long and thin snigger snigger

stackingtheshelves · 10/07/2012 14:04

No fabsi dear -

That's the naughty glint I was telling you about in Justin's eye.

adjusts wet undies

He makes me want to be bad to him.

On him.

That innocent little baby face asking to be sat on

  • hiding a multitude of dirty shags he cleverly covers up -
With his clean shaven I'm so not guilty image.

Ooo.

I just so would show him a bloody good time.

Grin
stackingtheshelves · 10/07/2012 14:05

snorks at Andys long thin penis

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