CBeebies Telly Totty... Fess-up!

[AbiSimone]

What's wrong with me... I think I have been subjected to far too much CBeebies television, and not enough adult conversation! Of late, I have found myself developing a crush for one of the presenters: Andy Day. My LO idolises him, especially his latest programme, and I must confess he's become my guilty pleasure. Am I alone?

Both.

He's definitely hung.

There must be someone here who's had a lick of his candy cane?

GAH!

You've just ruined Christmas

BigHairy

You know you want to!

I know horseygeorgie!! Just wanted to say good luck to you STS for tonight!! Hope it goes well. Ive got a feeling your man isnt going to know whats hit him!! Justins feet look small. If any of you ever do get to shag him its going to be a case of i told you so from me #mrtumblestinymanpiece !!

Thank you fabsi dear

I'm really nervous - but I'm going to make sure i get a really good shag have a really good night.

I was casually googling surfing the net last night -
About our favourite chubster.

Then I choked on my gin.

He's only the voice of Jake out of the awful most annoying children programme ever made Tweenies.

I still forgive him.

Because I want his throbbing gristle in me think he's lovely.

Happy weekend everyone!

He's the voice of DS's vtech laptop too. I can turn him on at the flick of a chunky orange plastic switch

Have a great time tonight Stacking!

Is he horsey?

Ooo!

Pass it here!

Let me have a go at turning him on!

sigh -
Really do miss my children being small.

Justin has got better with age.

It was Higgeldy Piggeldy house they loved him in when they were smaller!

that bitch Sarah Jane

Thank you aswell horsey

very kind, but that was actually big hairy!

I wouldn't even need a big orange switch to turn him on...

Have a fabulous shag time tonight stacking, will expect full details!

Oh bollocks shit!

Sorry about that!

Ok - thank you BigHairy too

So fucking shitting my pants nervous!

What's that about?

Can't we just skip the dining part and get straight to the shagging after eights!

Will let you all know tomorrow how it goes.

Just an update on last night -

Had a brilliant time!

He was a true gent yes he did shag my arse off

• he even wants to see me again!

Just one slight problem....

I think - I rather like him.

Didn't think of Justin once when he was riding my arse off

Ahhhh! Glad you had a good time STS!! And ohhhhh you like him and he wants to see you again!! youll soon forget about your boak crush on mr tumble!

Woo hoo!

Glad you had a good time Stacking!

ohh fabby Stacking! Where did you go? would like to know what a normal 'date' consists of

whispers

You won't really forget Justin will you!?!

I can take over the reins if you want on the worshipful company of Justinites... give you time to concentrate on the studmuffin! I promise to service his every need and polish his gristle on an hourly basis...

horsey

How could I possibly forget our Justin!?

He's always in mind....

The best part of the shagging night was when I said "Ooo Justin" as my date banged me from behind made love to me

Of course he didn't hear...

It was stiffled by the pillow I was screaming whispering it into.

So - I'm afraid you will still have to share the reins of Justin's gristle.

No One will ever match up to how Justin give me wet knickers makes me feel.

Pure sex on legs!

Oh!

Sorry - forgot to mention...

We went to a lovely little country pub near where I live.

Joking aside I wasn't really joking, I needed a good shafting!
We do get on.

I'll consider seeing him again.

sounds lovely. Just get him to have an amazingly rubber face (just pause for a moment ladies, and think what a man with a flexible mouth could do... ), ginger hair and be slightly chubby and you're away!

Oh go on then, i suppose i could share again. I was getting used to the idea of lusting over his manshaft all by meself...

Ginger hair!?

now wonders what colour Justins pubic hair is

I know -
I don't normally like sharing either.

bet Justin would love a threesome though

I didn't say that.

It was crossed out.

Filthy dog he is.

I expect it's polka dot. Polka dot pubes. That's why he's so obsessed with them.

filthy dog he is

Meaning -

He is in my imagination.

He's very flexible.

And good with his tongue mouth.

BigHairy

That sounds like he may have genital warts something nasty down there.

Well I'm certainly not going to volunteer to look in his spotty bag!

BigHairy

Come on!

You know you want to...

I would.

And you just know it wouldn't be messy.

I'm sure there would be a BIG surprise.

oh jesus i watch a fair bit of cbeebies but i know its been too much when i'm like you lot! ;-) justin!! really? though the guy in the red on rhyme rocket does have tunnels... slightly alt guy :P haha kidding!