The Voice FINAL! Will.He.Be.Smugger et al singing off key, contestants shrieking. Can't wait!

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S'Tom will be singing for Her Maj. Jessie will have a Message for the 'Yoof of our Humanity' the nonsensical loon and Danny will be frantically auto-tuning.

I am predicting Will.Je.Suis will be dressed as a carrot and rapping from a supermarket trolley, to distract us from the fact he can't really sing.

Anyone in?

Not long til Casualty now

Can't take any more falsetto. Off to listen to some Leonard Cohen.

Take. Off. Shirt.

There will be know Eng bashing. I luffs hm

why has he got SO MANY tattoos - a bit ott.

Face good but do not like his tats. Esp the ones under his short that you can't see here...

Yeo Valley!

It's not long til X Factor

If being massively grumpy and uncomfortable were symptoms of labour then I've been in labour all day.

Not that this is at all relevant.

Who's shirt??

Is under the green t shirt nice then?

With his pumpy little arms, he looks like he is about to accompany himself with some armpit farting.

Casualty is comforting. That sounds odd looking at it written down.

My DP has very similar tattoos.

I've just googled and discovered will I am has ADHD.

dammit. you get a wee flash of his treasure trail when he lifts his arms up and the camera is too close to see it.

I'm surprised Jessie hasn't got up there and joined in. It's all about meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I can't be doing with Casualty since that Tess made Saturday nights a right old nag fest, with Charlie foaming at the mouth right behind her wingeing on about Louis, the love child of the most unlikely relationship since the children of Adam and Eve.

Is it improved of late?

I'm never really sure what maroon 5 are supposed to be all about.

OK, I must be seriously old (yes), I recognise song ......but who are they??

this really is rather good.

Charlie is never still in it?

Holly is only there to kiss blokes

Casualty is comforting. I know what you mean.

This is my first night to this thread, wish I'd found it weeks ago. You've had me laughing all the while and at 38+5, it might make things move along abit