The Voice FINAL! Will.He.Be.Smugger et al singing off key, contestants shrieking. Can't wait!

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S'Tom will be singing for Her Maj. Jessie will have a Message for the 'Yoof of our Humanity' the nonsensical loon and Danny will be frantically auto-tuning.

I am predicting Will.Je.Suis will be dressed as a carrot and rapping from a supermarket trolley, to distract us from the fact he can't really sing.

Anyone in?

Can we vote them all out?

Tyler is trying to seduce all of us through the camera. That wrinkled forehead is exactly what he'd do if trying to get into bed with us. ewwwww.

I couldn't shag Tyler. He'd get lost in my crevices.

I vote Holly's left breast.

No silly, Daje.

I thought that maybe the flying bit was the 'guess the accident' part at the start of the show and hoped Will.He.Sit.Still. was going to have ^an unfortunate tumble < hopeful>

Gawd LineRunner - you'd have to buy baby mascara for the poor child.

Let's carry on this thread into Casualty? I'd be less lonely.

Bo will win. She will be 'with' Danny for 2 months and then they will tragically break up via OK Magazine.

Leanne

I do love casualty.

I've only just noticed that the microphone graphic is doing that Macca peace sign.

Bookies say Leanne,Bo,Tyler,Vince according to odds

What's embarrassing is that I bet other countries watch this, like we get American Idol. They're going to think that DeadMatesMateSpiv is actually one of the top three singers in the UK.

(& Will).....

Is that a yes, Rachel?

I think Bo will win too but Leanne is the best.

Holly is pretty but she looks a bit 70's.

Poor Tyler. People are only voting for you cos of Will.

why is he wearing a shirt?

Still love Willllllll..........

Another fella needing a wee.

Now this is a man with a very high opinion of himself. Isn't he a judge on the US Voice?

Maroon Man needs a wee too.

Damn you BBC and your no Yeo Valley ads

As long as they don't think we all rate Engledink's little ditty from last week.