The Voice FINAL! Will.He.Be.Smugger et al singing off key, contestants shrieking. Can't wait!

[SuePBlovesaDiamondJubilee]

S'Tom will be singing for Her Maj. Jessie will have a Message for the 'Yoof of our Humanity' the nonsensical loon and Danny will be frantically auto-tuning.

I am predicting Will.Je.Suis will be dressed as a carrot and rapping from a supermarket trolley, to distract us from the fact he can't really sing.

Anyone in?

Amy's ghost is pulling some strings

A winner isn't a winner until they have completed the journey first.

Simon cowells haircut is based on the design of a thatched roof. True fact.

I hate Tyler too, he is shite

Can't believe Vince went! Why are people voting for Tyler?!

It really isn't about the performances at this stage is it.

Come on Leanne. Leanne by name, Leanne by...hang on, that doesn't really work. Come on Leanne!

Does Will.I.Eat.Ham realise that JJ's accent is totally faux-cockerney-downwiv-street, do you think?

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Not Coldplay.

Is it edward scissorhands? eek

This Bo performance is going to be superbe.

Every tear that Danny cries when talking about Bo is accompanied by a tiny droplet of pre-cum into his pants.

Also a true fact.

Yuck, did Danny just make his sex face at Bo?

Why does Danny keep crying???????

Ewwww Danny rubbed his head against his chair in happiness as she began to sing

I know it is called Charlie Brown- has she come as woodstock?

Oh, Rachel

#Charlie Brown he's a clown# she should that version

Loved Will on Alan Carr, and i saw the photo's he took on Twitter, so funny!

I have a weird crush on Will.....and im not sure y

YES Sue

It's gone all Big Fat Gypsy Wedding

Bo and Danny - it has all the hallmarks.

Peter and Katie, anyone?

Oh, do you see what they did? Glowing in the dark.

not Zombie ghost of Lady Di, nooooo

Lol Rachel

Is Danny already giving her a standing ovation?

What's this song about? Cos I hear Charlie Brown, i think Snoopy.