The Voice FINAL! Will.He.Be.Smugger et al singing off key, contestants shrieking. Can't wait!

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S'Tom will be singing for Her Maj. Jessie will have a Message for the 'Yoof of our Humanity' the nonsensical loon and Danny will be frantically auto-tuning.

I am predicting Will.Je.Suis will be dressed as a carrot and rapping from a supermarket trolley, to distract us from the fact he can't really sing.

Anyone in?

Denise Van Outen pulled one of the Josephs. Maybe Danny will marry Bo, in a weird-y dressyuppy wedding. Full of kook.

Still think Bo is edging it, even with the doe eyes.

Yes, scardey, In his trews.

Are S'Tom and Jj pointedly not?

Will Tyler sing a dead mate song d'ya think? Last ditch attempt.

Meeeeeow JJ, reminding everyone of the bad press. nice.

Has n't he lived with his model girlfriend for the last 3 years?

Bo and Danny couldn't bump uglies. It would be like rubbing 2 sticks together, they'd catch fire.

That's jizz all over her dress. Those aren't uv lights they're those crime scene ones like off csi.

Since when was a karaoke singer an artist?

He'll have to do Land of Hope and Glory (God Save the Queen it's a Fascist Regime mix) to stand a hope in hell of beating The Shag Toff.

These comments are so funny.

Oh no. Shrills, trills and bellyaches. There is a lot of channeling of dead acts tonight.

Oh no its Toooooooooom again,I cant contain my lust.

Hilair coco at numping uglies, and catching fire

Aiiiiiiiiiiii DON'T know how to LUUUUUUURVE him

Leannes boobs could give Hollys a run for their money. Bet they can't hug each other.

This was not the right choice of song for Leanne - and I thinks she is good.

bumping

Jizz Dress. AKA the Lewinsky Protocol.

They'd do a Joyce Grenfell Coco - buzzum to buzzum.

Holly and Leanne that is, not Leannes boobs, I think they are well aquainted with each other.

JJ is on her feet already. will is not!

Oh gawd she oversings everything, she could probably sing ok if she reigned it in, Tom is a crap coach he ruined Ruth too.

I say we only let Leanne win if someone agrees to bump off Adele. Only room for one.

Tom channeling the slightly disturbing silverback gorilla at the zoo, the one people usher their children quickly past.