So who will be watching the Eurovision Song Contest then??? Sign in here...

[BorisJohnsonsHair]

Me! Haven't watched the semi-finals as I like a surprise. Don't think the UK will do too well though.

Loving Hungary, very Savage Garden

this sounds really early 90s to me (Hungary)

I'm liking Hungary

Right, finally.
Is this the right thread?

yeah I thought that too ommmmm, 1990's

Is this Louie Spence's slightly butcher brother?

Someone just tweeted these are Savage Garden rejects!

Hungarian one is better looking than the hump.

Anyone playing Scott Mills' game, "Gay? Or European?"

I think Hungary's man is European.

WTF was that?

Quick earplugs. Screamy woman is coming on.

DH just pointed out how smashed Humpy is going to be by the end of the show as hes on first...

Am here. Am excited. Cut rate speeches mode. Oh shouty bjork next, hide your crystal glasses.

I think we've only had nil points once, haven't we, though we've been last a couple more times than that.

Oh, it's the lady with the scary hair and voice

'not pleasant things'

Has everyone pressed the red button to get the lyric translations?

Damn that iPad autocorrect. Cut rate depeche mode.

Loving Graham's warning about removing dogs an small children from room before Albania perform

Oh do you think we could get Darren Hayes next year?

I've got them on subtitles, look a bjork.
Evil

Its cruella deville!

She's still got the basket on her head.

Albania don't want to win then.

Fuck me, that hair...

Wild card Albania.....kooky

Have they stuck one of her dreadlocks to her chest?