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[BorisJohnsonsHair]

Me! Haven't watched the semi-finals as I like a surprise. Don't think the UK will do too well though.

Albania - oh wow. Why has someone strapped a chair to the poor woman's shoulders?

this is worse than ours!

Is she Bjork, Kate Bush or Kimbra? Make up your mind!

I'm here!!!

signs in late...and oooo love - shut it !

Re: that hair.

Why?

Ohhh..... My poor ears.
Evil

Lookit, Cottage Bun breadlocks. There's a style choice.
They're too tight tho, they're making her shouty.

Dear god that is aweful!

She should be on S'Tom's team on The Voice

shuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuttttttttttttttttttttt upppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp

The weight of that hair is forcing her to look down all the time.

Did everyone remember to tape the windows in case of breakage?

Ooo squeaky

Ohhh it's like

"lovely Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay"

Dogs running for shelter and garage doors opening all over Europe....

She is making dd2 cry so graham was right

ouch my ears!!!

DH says her mouth looks like its been formed by being hit with an axe but thy missed by 6 inches
We've gone for a fag break

And Christ tonight, that voice...

"i land my plane on the lightless runway of your soul"

I'm voting for this! (once my eardrums stop exploding)

my cat has ran out of the room!

good lord all my glasses have just shattered!!!!!

oooh really screamy. I'm loving it's awfulness. Is it about someone shy?