So who will be watching the Eurovision Song Contest then??? Sign in here...

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Me! Haven't watched the semi-finals as I like a surprise. Don't think the UK will do too well though.

I'm watching :) DH has forced me to at least watch until the Russian grannies...

Family tradition now - even though we can't watch together.

DS gone to watching EuroVision Party at a friends house (all aged around 18!), he's gone dressed as Jedward!

DD lives in London but no doubt will all 3 of us will be texting throughout with our views!

Corruption

I was abroad last year so watching it on interweb. We watched seriously as there was no Norton/Wogan. It was an experience... but definitely missed the sarcasm.

We have Bridezilla Presenters!

Graham seems underwhelmed by opening ceremony

I miss terry. i loved him getting more offscript drunker as the night went on

I'm watching it too. I love Eurovision.

Oops, first "I've forgotten to wear a skirt" of the evening

I miss Terry too :(

I miss terry wogan, on wine. Such dry humour

I think Graham is getting better. He's no Terry, but he's tolerable.

I refer Norton to Wogan 's cock

is he host a she host with a beard???

and we're off

Oh goodness we're first on

Oh shit we're first!

oh dear already making excuses for engelbert.

We're on first? Oh that's not good.

I'm in, evening all, here we good, fingers xed!!!!!

Lest we forget

I miss drinking this year, so much funnier when drunk.

I think we need a point scoring system for how drunk you are after each post...

Nil points I suspect

here we go even! duh!

I've never heard the song, is the Hump being Johnny Cash?