So who will be watching the Eurovision Song Contest then??? Sign in here...

[BorisJohnsonsHair]

Me! Haven't watched the semi-finals as I like a surprise. Don't think the UK will do too well though.

am watching it whilst DH washes up. have done a lot of cooking today, so that should keep him busy for long enough to let me see a few acts without a background soundtrack of tutting!

It's not a terrible song but so over played in R2

should have gone with lesbian seagul

God it's awful

I do like our entry.

thanks for that pic of sir terry, been a whilst since I've seen the monster, ugh, shudder!!!

it's no lesbian seagull

OMG - is this really the best we could manage??

Oh well, I now have a free evening

He's not bad for an old dude

Englebert is brilliant. So much better than our recent entries

We always get nil points. Even if we turned up with, Florence, dizzy, Coldplay, muse and many other uk acts.

So if we really wanted to win, who would sing???
Evil

Woooo Predictable Eurovision Key Change!

And dramatic finale...

I think thats two fingers people...

oooh staged by arlene philips

Signing in! Not going to be able to watch it all as I'm two hours ahead of you all. But I am in Moldova so they get my vote.

Slightly poor show with the lack of unicycles but we're all hoping the power of E European voting will win through for us!

noooo, I love it! Englebert is a ledg!

A few dodgy notes from the hump

That was awful. It was like a dirge.

I've missed something, how did we end up with the Hump? What happened to a song for europe?

Sorry but I think Tom jones is a legend.

This chap looks like he needs the toilet

I actually didn't hate that... Well done Humps :)

Liking Hungary :o

coordinated headbanging conveys emotion

I liked Englebert. Not impressed with Hungary on the other hand. He sounds like he's struggling.

it's not a bad song but predictable nil points I imagine. hungary interesting, singer not bad not sure about the lines of guitarists though