Tonights THE VOICE, is this the one where Will.I.Am..

[cocolepew]

Declares his undying love for me?

Heheh now let's watch Tyler get vocally get blown out of the water by Jaz.

i thought you said toni had a zigzag parting

cocolepew.

she wanted this more than anything else in the world EVER.

That was the last Head, meet Boobs moment.

I don't know why but Jaz doesn't move me you know?

realhousewife - JJ says THEY ARE COMING BACK. Cos that's how she talks.

Does Tyler have a dead mate? You'd have thunk he'd've said.

Poor Cassius. He'll miss that view....

Will.e.won't.e is air guitaring on a chair. Heh.

Bill's mother clearly never told him dancing on furniture was wrong

Is this song in Holly's honour? She's dressed for it...

Oh dear, someone's shut Tyler's tail in the door.

Pore kitty.

oh will.

God will.I.am's arse is luuuuusshhh

Did someone nudge the cameraman to do lots of close ups of SpikeyHead and lots of very long shots of Jaz? Is this an indication of the way the wind is blowing?

I'm telling you Raah, if that dress had been in Miss Selfridge, I'd have been in it.

I so love will.i.am.

He should pick David the binman but he will pick pouty Aleks

maxmaxmaxmaxmaxmax

Is he called Maks?

He's going to pick hat-boy, I'm sure

Sulky boy needs a slap!

Oh he's leaning Max-wards

I'm vair late this weekend, and someone might've already mentioned this.....why is Bo done up like Dog the Bounty Hunter?

Sue- I would have had to love 3 stone and gain 4 ft to wear a dress like that

Cos he reminds me of me

So basically Danny and Jessie have topped off their massive ego trips on this programme by picking mini-me's that remind them of themselves?

lose

poor curly

sulky meerkat