Tonights THE VOICE, is this the one where Will.I.Am..

[cocolepew]

Declares his undying love for me?

Paloma was in the papers saying she was pissed off at being portrayed as Danny's best pal. She had never met him before this show

Lawks, she looks like Sonia. Remember her?

Paloma, she's quirky you know.

Benny hill is so awful . Jessie and her deserve each other, exactly like Big Chezza and Claggy

at Raaah, they do the same thing with the blurb on the back of books....

I don't remember the Chezzas. Who/what/where?

Very, erm, interesting mix of styles you've got going Paloma.

I love seeing floaty bits of paper. Makes me think of Peter Kay/Geralding choking

I used to draw a beauty spot on when i was a youngster, i always forgot about it and it got smeared everytime. then i discovered permanent marker

I love Paloma Faith. She is completely nuts, knows it and doesn't care!

Cheryl Cole and Churrr Lloyd, Jux, we call them Big and Little Chezza. They are a cautionary tale not to trust your favourite.

I thought last night that Jessie was a dead ringer for Keith from The Prodigy

Who was it on XF with the Amazing Floating Mole? It kept moving.

HAH Snacks, she so is.

gooooooooooooooooooo max

fuck me.

Who will Dannyboy save? I think Alekswhatisseventeen because the producers tell him to.

danny likes max

Hollybooby is definitely using Tess' stylist. Are they trying to set her up with a new job on street corners

Of course, Sue. I remember now. I had successfully wiped both of them from my consciousness.

I think Danny would have been happier to let Bo go.

He doesn't look like he wants to choose between his boys. David and Sulky must be for the chop.

i think alexs is still sulking

Dear god only just switched on, but wtaf is Holly wearing?!

Alex needs his legs slapped. His pouting is irritating me.

Toni doesn't connect with me. Or anyone in my house.

Toni will not be happy if she goes, it's her LIFEEEEEE FFS.