Tonights THE VOICE, is this the one where Will.I.Am..

[cocolepew]

Declares his undying love for me?

He likes clean sinks too CoCo :o

Or a crash test dummy.

And I bet he'd keep his creepy riding jacket on. Did you see him in the showjumping getup last week Boffles? Twas a riot.

There ya go, Will lovers...

I don't think he'd be needy, but giving (and boggly eyed)

Can you imagine him at vinegar strokes his eyes will be like this

my dinner needs a few more minutes- I hope this starts late, and has a lengthy re-cap

I don't have any wet wipes but would Flash ones do?

I think you're safe enough on the recap

Danny has admitted he can't stop looking at Hollys boobs, how the fuck could you miss them.

My tea is ready, 2 packets of crisps and a pint of cider

Bald Scary Face and Lady Gapyear to go, prolly Camp Billy Idol and him who was on top of the pops too.

I hate Jessie J so very much, I heard her fridge magnet song today and it genuinely gave me The Rage.

phew- saved by the annoying jubilee ad. and recap

jessie j's face is just so smackable.

Jessie is channelling Björk tonight, I see.

oh hollys a boxing champ, why else would she wear that belt?

stupid hair, Jessie

S'Tom looks very Silver Baboon tonight...

Has Will.He.What? been made Mayor?

Decided am a trend setter-used to do my hair like Jessie J years a while ago!

Well, a cross between Björk and a packet of Pacers.

What is the POINT of that other presenter? What is he even for?

And holly's won the wrestling...

You use to use indoor ariels like JJs hair

DON'T knock the hair-t'was good in the 90's! :o

And Jessie is dressed as Gok now

again apologies in advance for grammar and spellings

GOD Becky. Worse than Katie Weasel and Her What Everyone hated from XF (what was her name?)

I very much dislike her.

it can't be worse than S'Toms.

Shit she messed up

Ooooooooh!