Tonights THE VOICE, is this the one where Will.I.Am..

[cocolepew]

Declares his undying love for me?

Oh a shout-off

these 2 will explode from trying to out shout each other

Does this song have a melody?

What is Holly wearing? She looks like a hooker!

Holly looks absolutely dreadful.

JJ's hair still looks like Olive Oyl's fugly big sister's 'do. Maybe it's not live? Who knew ?

So does J, come to that.

I would have thought that dress was all that is stylish when I was 15 in the mid 90s

Was S'Tom actually salivating?

Ew. Dribbly s'tom, the silver baboon.

15 in the mid 90's!

OK so I think Bo and Vince from Danny's.

Oh no, the Mini Wand Erection box, him who is 17. He'll stay. Him and Bo.

To stay i hope Sue

BOX? boy

Indeed, to stay.

And the binman with the luggage from Jessie's group and ANYONE but Becky. Even Shouty Toni.

I never realised alexs was only 17, they should have said.

Doesn't Toni love herself?

Am enjoying watching, as I know the result, courtesy of Digital Spy

DH says the first 2 were pub singers, He could be right.

I am NOT going to make any unfortunate Roald Dahl comments. But the dress isn't helping.

Sulky boy can defo go and Toni and Cassius the half pint..

HUZZAH! But Brian from E17 is pure gutted. This postcode aint big enuff for the both of 'em and Vince has the bigger handbag.

Look at Toni trying to look pleased, I don't like her you know.

The reason she's calm is that she'll pick Becky every time: no brainer.

Word of caution tho Miss J, remember Big Chezza and Little Chezza. That one backfired, no?

Didn't E17 Brian managed to run himself over once? Bet Vince Idol couldn't to that.