Apprentice Thread 11th April 2012

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So...

Apprentice?

At 9?

I have a cold and my brain is full of fuzz so I can't remember what happened last week.

Red sauce. Spicy chutney. Boring man of boringness left. Is that right?

Orange suede? mmmmm. I'll take three.

upcycled shabby shite

The worst voice ever.

Why does everyone on this talk into their phones like they are microphones? YOU CAN HOLD THEM TO YOUR HEAD FFS

Karren and nick are going to suck themselves inside out this ep :o

ten pee innit

Is that a shop, or an art installation?

A musing on negative space or summat.

Because they are on speaker, Jenny. But it's still daff.

Laura looks like Kelly Ripa. Who is a Z lister in the US.

Boggle eyes screws up.

He's so creepy, that one. NorfLundunner.

I am developing a crush on him with the arms.

Accompanied by a perfect bum note.

Haha, the junk shop owner thinks they did crap

Oh God, his eyes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Even the guy who sold them the stuff said they were clueless

Ahzar?

Boggle Eyes looks like he spent the budget on coke.

Carpet from a dead person's flat?

Gift horse in the mouth

THAT'S ALSO NOT THE WELL KNOWN EXPRESSION

Good well known expression Duane....

Are they screwing pine legs on that suitcase?

In The Eye

WHICH WELL KNOWN EXPRESSION?!?!?

I keep missing it...

Who is the guy who thinks they got one over that dealer? He's the same tit who kept going on about Belissimo last week isn't he? He really annoys me.

Union Jack!!!