Apprentice Thread 11th April 2012

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So...

Apprentice?

At 9?

I have a cold and my brain is full of fuzz so I can't remember what happened last week.

Red sauce. Spicy chutney. Boring man of boringness left. Is that right?

The box on the ladder

House clearances are so sad :(

That trunk on legs is one of the funniest things I've seen in ages.

Don't look a gift horse in the eye!!! Priceless

Can I gatecrash?

Like that other well known saying: a bird in the hand is worth two in the foot.

If they'd had a theme (even a cheesy bunting cupcake ta party theme) they'd do better.

Dungarees!

I had one of them roundy chairs.

Is it suppose to be minimalistic? Looks like a shop I've been to on Rodeo Drive in Hollywood. Trust me, it wasn't full of second hand.

Which one has arms?

That shop front is where the Seventies went to die. After swigging cheap gin and crying.

I hate bare shops they intimidate me and the shop keepers have an air of desperation

suitcases on legs

I bet the chairs smell of fags

Ahzar has the arms.

Wand Erection in dungas = oddly hot
Boggle Eyes in dungas = prison farm

Ah, Dwayne has arms.

After the printing escapades in the first episode, I don't hold out much hope on the art

Do any of you ever shop?!?!

Don't all of them have arms?

Stop saying hip. You aren't.

I shop. What? Why do you ask?

No Ahzar has arms. And a chest. hoooo yes.

union jacks are in??

Gabrielle is soo beautiful

Are cardigans hip and arty?