Apprentice Thread 11th April 2012

[BusinessTrills]

So...

Apprentice?

At 9?

I have a cold and my brain is full of fuzz so I can't remember what happened last week.

Red sauce. Spicy chutney. Boring man of boringness left. Is that right?

Love Nick's face

oooo, radiator airers. Vintage.

Bin scooping- love it

I think you'll find that's THEFT.

Nick can't be a priest. Then my thoughts are even more unpure.

Of course...I'm Jewish...

An auction house ful of shite bric-a-brac

Preparing to fail - bingo anyone?!

I bet they'll ruin that old chest with genuine travel labels by painting it.

It is very tiring being an attractive businesswoman

White?

I know it exhausts me, Trills.

I have a trunk for my coffee table. If any of those fuckers come near me with white emulsion, they'll regret it.

'this is nice'

no it fucking isn't!

That was meant to be the trunk being painted white, sorry

Nick the poet.

I might be missing something here but wouldn't a shop have some sort of theme rather than just an assortment of shite?

What the actual fuckload of shite have they bought?

Jesus

You broke it you buy it

te shite is the theme

They should have found out where their shop was before they chose what to buy

Yeah, right on man, high five!

I just noticed she looks like someone...

Shabby chic?

Shitey shit more like

Ha ha ha! Pillocks

I reckon Wand Erection boy will paint the mirror, but forget the masking tape.

Odd that the response to the breakage didn't make it on air

Oh, it's shabby shite - that's ok then