Apprentice Thread 11th April 2012

[BusinessTrills]

So...

Apprentice?

At 9?

I have a cold and my brain is full of fuzz so I can't remember what happened last week.

Red sauce. Spicy chutney. Boring man of boringness left. Is that right?

I knew everyone would have talked about Karen's bad peplum choice.

Being an attractive businesswoman is very wearing, I agree...

Karrens wearing the wrong size teeth this series

peplum?

Jesus, Shawodywody want their grey shiny suit back.

Darn, how did I miss that??

The blond bloke looks like Spud from Trainspotting.

That horrible flared part at the waist.

Ricky's been at the tweezers

Peplum is the sticky out bit at the bottom of her top.

Adam could not find any red clothes, so he boiled his head 'til it it was puce instead.

UNION JACK

I WINS THE THREAD

phew. that's better

all this red is clashing with my purple eyeshadow.

Union Jacks- yay

This is going to be superbly shit.

Will they be able to find some of those letters that spell 'bath' and 'sleep', twiggy vases and a union jack cushion?

Oh, and a 'keep calm and carry on' plaque?

Looking forward to counting Jane's cat's bum faces this episode. Twice so far.

BUT WHAT ABOUT THE MARGIN

love letters

and twigs and shit

Anyone think they are miracle workers??

and wot bean said

Ooh, Theysawyoucoming Auctionhouse.

PLease let them channel Cherry Menlove and paint everything white.
Then they can dress the shop retail unit like a paddock.

Mortal sins. Wouldn't Nick make an excellent priest?

Someone tried that last year, said don't spend. But that's not the task. It's not to save your £1k, it's too spend and then sell at a higher price than you spent.

He can't keep a poker face!