Where's all the Doctors addicts? WTF is the handbag story?

[HJwantstosleep]

Think it's in the top 10 of weird Doctors stories!

I have got loads of paperwork that I am avoiding. So, instead, I imaging my favourite fantasy Doctors plot.

-Heston is going to come out of the closet, having got fed up with all the rubbish he gets from women. In the absence of any other men on the programme, he will embark on a passionate affair with Jack. He will whisk him off for a dirty weekend in Tuscany.

Karen will self- combust.
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This plot will go on until June. The programme will then be off during wimbledon/Olympics- and when it resumes, THE PREVIOUS PLOT WILL NEVER BE REFERRED TO AGAIN and Jack will be seen in the Icon snogging a Fresher (female).

-There will be a 'witty' filler episode involving a large patient bursting one of Elaine's bean bags. Polystyrene beads will flood the surgery. Much hiliarity will ensue. Elaine will self combust !

(the bean bag episode may be a little far-fetched, as it includes a patient)

Ruth Madoc is on This Morning now, she could be gobby's Welsh cousin.

Oh yes- they could out-shriek each other

Speaking of Welsh- am I alone in detesting the little weasely bloke that is Jimmi's best friend and was best man at his wedding. He is creepy.

Watched yesterday's . The WTF episodes are getting more common now. Even the ones with patients are WTF now too.

I remember Take the High Rd - I used to watch it when I was off school sick

I can't watch hospital dramas as they give me the shudders! Doctors doesn't count

God, Karen's croaky voice is getting worse, surely no one's voice is like that naturally? It sounds painful some days!

Tomorrow's episode looks toe curling and not in a good way!

Karens policeman husband was a policeman in the Bill wasnt he?

I like him.

I don't like him after the abortion story line. Twat!

Karen's hubby was also in Corrie,he went off with Terry Duckworth's ex.

So did I miss anything today or shall I just try an pick up the 'plot' tomorrow?

Aah I think I caught the very tail end of the abortion storyline actually, I was never quite sure what that was about.

Today, Sparkling- Freya got shouted out at by Zara for not doing enough work, and spending too much time blogging. Freya, very professionally, took this bollocking whilst blogging about it at the same time. Zara was not happy. It all points to Freya failing her exams, and Kevin being made permanent, i think.

In 'filler' news, randy student, who shags tutors, but is crap at her course, goes to see Kevin. Turns out she has chlamydia. She is a tortured soul[yawn] not just a slapper because she is mourning her dead mother, who was a serial adulterer apparently. Std girl thinks her father (a tutor at the college, conveniently), doesn't care, and should forgive her mother. Cos she is dead. Kevin was very good, and spurned std girls advances but he had insider knowledge on herproblem

At the end of the episode, Jack was letting his rooms by the hour, and Freya was not finishing her paperwork, but going off to a craft class. And blogging.

Amber- Karen found out she was pregnant, and was mortified, as Policeman Plod had had the snip. So naturally, when she got up the courage to tell him, he accused her of an affair, and they nearly split up. Dr Bond explained that sometimes, the tubey bits can re-attach. But Karen still had an abortion, and eventually they got back together. But he was quite nasty to her in the beginning, although sort of understandable, given the reliability rate of the snip.

Imogen proceeded to go off the rails and shop lift. It was not a Happy new year 2011, chez Hollins.

Wow Raahh, you were concentrating very well today and seem to have understood what was going on. I am impressed.

Thank you for the catch-up.

I don't know about concentrating- I think I was just incredulous at what Freya thought she could get away with. i was yelling 'sack her' at the screen.

The Only Cop in the Village ( aka Rob Hollins) also played Ed who shot Ernest Bishop (Emily's husband) in a raid at Baldwins Casuals.

He tried to make amends with Emily and ended up lodging with her until he fessed up.

(as well as playing the part of a painter and decorator who went off with Terry D's ex)

Ok, the budget has depressed me.

C'mon Doctors, thrill me with your inane storylines....

OMG it's whathisname. Vince and Penny.

Isn't it funny how two actors, similar careers and ages can end up aging dso very differently.

David Essex- still got it
Paul Nicholas- ewwwwwww

Mmm tea and slice of DS's birthday cake. Is is naughty to eat more than he does?

Do real doctors have so many girls trying to get off with them? (slaggy girl yesterday, girl afraid of dark last week)

I just had a bit of flash back then- I sooooo want Julia to the Nescafe coffee bean shake thing she used to do in the adverts!