X-FACTOR!! IT'S BOOTCAMP!! (finally!) C'mon Barry, Relight my Fire!!

[Raahh]

I am looking forward to this- apparently they cull a bunch of them before they even sing. All a humungous set up, of course.

Fab fab fab....

off out to purchase nibbles and alcohol.

I will not be able to join you all tonight, as I'm away at a wedding weekend.

I will be surreptitiously reading this thread though, so keep the bitchfest coming

TIA

I am hoping there will be plenty of bitch-fest opportunities!

Well I am definitely home tonight to watch- with my PNEUMONIA. You hear that, MmeLindt? Huh?

I just hope Marcus The Hairdresser Who Lives Above The Bookies Round The Corner gets through.

Evenin' all!

I got NO SLEEP last night, and have packed dh off to the pub for tea with the dcs so I can do Barry-lovin' in peace.

I need a Barry-buck-up.

Like Barr-occa.

Pneumonia?

Hope you okay, BOF

Have we a thread baby yet?

I have Gorn Orf Bazza. I have also given up swearing so I shall not be funny or clever no change there then.

Boffles, poor you. I have my Ladybird Nurse outfit, with weird head lamp thing. Shall I come and tend to you?

Gone orf Bazza?

Pourquoi?

Oh, I love swearing.

It's just Anglo Saxon, really.

Belatedly sticking up two fingers to the Romans and their fancy Latin.

Parce que........ actually I dunno. Je ne sais pas. It has waned.

You've been looking at Broooce, that's what it is.

Bazza pales in comparison.

I think that might push me over the edge into a Cardiac Event, Sue, but thanks for the offer

My X-Factor baby will be 1 on Thursday. ONE!!!!!!

(I am in denial)

I want Barry to be all tough at boot camp.

Feel better soon, BoF!

Why so Boff? Ingrate . I was coming to sponge your fevered brow and bring beef tea. My ideas of nursing are based entirely on Little Women and the Railway Children.

I still would with Bruce too. But I wouldn't do Paul McCartney.

Happy Birthday to Baby Simon-Chezza too.

Chezza-Simon-Danni-Lou McCardle is trying to eat the remote.

Nearly time for bed, I think!

pmsl- not sure why i have made dd2 Scottish!

She is a Scottish Simone. In honour of darius' knob?

oooh, Daruis' knob...

Haaaaa- we need the picture again, thread mascot...

<a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?q=darius+kilt+flashes&um=1&hl=en&safe=off&client=safari&sa=N&tbo=d&tbm=isch&tbnid=RpkssigrB11EXM:&imgrefurl=www.dickflash.com/phpBB3/viewtopic.php%3Ff%3D2%26t%3D45639%26start%3D20&docid=h0-i83PPXzkISM&w=205&h=320&ei=GRV-ToXcC9H1-gb-_IWSDQ&zoom=1&biw=1024&bih=690" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">So wrong he had to change his name...

You don't need to google, search MN and it comes up a good few times all by me. I shall go get.

Ha!

X posted. Should we have Terry too, for balance?

Noooo-Terry is going

TOO FAR

Hmm, I suppose Terry is a Friend To Eurovision, which is in the genre, so....