X-FACTOR!! IT'S BOOTCAMP!! (finally!) C'mon Barry, Relight my Fire!!

[Raahh]

I am looking forward to this- apparently they cull a bunch of them before they even sing. All a humungous set up, of course.

Fab fab fab....

off out to purchase nibbles and alcohol.

Yay Reality! I will have that ciggy then, so I can start a Death Thread to rival your Birth Thread and we can see who wins, ok?

Barry's pissing me off a bit tonight...

Stoppit Boff

This is my best bit. Fighties.

I reckon its either judges either showing their inexperience or just did it for shock factor.

My DD was X factor baby last year!

the last few weeks of being pg really, really suck...

ooh, so much more exciting than X Factor!

I like pink T shirt guy who looks like a totem pole.

BOF you must not make a heavily pregnant woman fret!

Good Lord, I just saw the mothership of Norkdom.

Don't argue with the judges.
It is the end .
Get a grip.

There are some weird mash-ups happening here, fo sho.

That kitty - she is so irritating!

Obviously, dying sucks too, BoF....

9 months is just too long, isn't it? You forget how long 9 months is. All of mine were 41-42 weeks - you get to the stage where you can't remember not being pregnant.

This kitty going to kick off, I can feel it...

FWOOOAR chickeninabasketman

Uh-oh, here's Porno Boy.

porny man!

That annoying shouty bloke, reminds me of Bernard Manning...

Labour vibes out to you missus. The last few weeks is a nightmare

Blonde girl has a fine pair of lungs on her.

I don't like her, she is too shouty. The blonde huffy one

They're a bit shouty, the two arguing ones.