X-FACTOR!! IT'S BOOTCAMP!! (finally!) C'mon Barry, Relight my Fire!!

[Raahh]

I am looking forward to this- apparently they cull a bunch of them before they even sing. All a humungous set up, of course.

Fab fab fab....

off out to purchase nibbles and alcohol.

<a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?q=Terry+wogan+package&um=1&hl=en&safe=off&client=safari&sa=X&tbo=d&tbm=isch&tbnid=2s-oGwFC9eyHeM:&imgrefurl=www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-487777/Tight-trousered-Terrys-wardrobe-malfunction-sparks-BBC-complaints.html&docid=MSSEW6hIeX5lSM&w=800&h=568&ei=5xV-TtTiI4ma8QOFoLSjAQ&zoom=1&biw=1024&bih=690" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Terry's got his eye on you...

Terry is a pop star- remember 'The Floral Dance'

TERRY! TERRY! TERRY!

evening all.

What time is kick off tonight? kids are in the bath, and I'm just about to get another bottle of wine from the cellar. Think I have run out of white though. May have to drink red.

Pneumonia, BOF?How do you manage that? Have I missed Reality's live birth thread? She hasn't had the baby yet, has she?

No, Reality hasn't had The Second Coming yet. I aim to rival her live birth thread with a parallel Dying Swan one from me, where I say all my fond farewells, so we can see who's more popular.

WHY WHY WHY do I not check what the link is before opening it?

Sir Tel . I luffs him so.

Ha. BOF. We shall divide ourselves between "Try a bit of nipple twiddling" and "We need leeches" and aim not to get muddled.

But how will anyone tell the difference between me convalescing and, er, just me? I am a reincarnated Victorian Consumptive, clearly.

There was NO NIPPLE TWIDDLING IN LITTLE WOMEN. Back to nurse school for you, my good Frau.

Oohh, have you all seen this Lascel in sex porn shame

I did laugh that the name of the website was so vile that they could not publish it, but they gave enough info that readers would be able to find it themselves.

And someone has been digging around, trying to find scandals about all of the contestants.

broos thread

Ooh, do you know what site it is then? What sex act can you perform on your own? I always thought that Nicolo from last year had had a rib removed so he could self-fellate.

Oooh what did he do on the vid? I'm curious just how dirty it is, surely it's not just a wank-fest?

Who's bazza? Did I miss something?

Well, I haven't searched for it, but how disgusting can it be, if he was alone?

Actually. Don't answer that.

Mel B judging the aussie version. Snort.

Nicolo was 70% whippet and 30% ego.

I'm imaging him being VERY flexible or using anal toys...

I need someone to come and light my fire. Cannot get the bloody thing to burn and it is cold here.

No firelighters/kindling?

Drip candle wax or chuck on drippings gone solid. I always save the ends of candles and twist them in paper to start fires. Always works for me.

All I read ws 'dripping candle wax' and my filthy mind overactive imagination filled in the rest.

I rarely burn candles, Sue. It has picked up now. The wood is too big, I think. I need to get my DH to chop it up a bit smaller.

Hmm. Man with axe...

Chopper. Snurk.

We've all gone filthy.

You are a bad influence, Sue.

Evening all...just in time!!!

oooh oooh oooh!!