X-FACTOR!! IT'S BOOTCAMP!! (finally!) C'mon Barry, Relight my Fire!!

[Raahh]

I am looking forward to this- apparently they cull a bunch of them before they even sing. All a humungous set up, of course.

Fab fab fab....

off out to purchase nibbles and alcohol.

[ShouldersBackAndNoBiscuits]

Right, Downton Abbey and pudding.... night all

[sjuperwolef]

feck thats me offski, cba xtra-ing my heads mushed from this weeks overload already

[BreakOutTheKaraoke]

Oooh, almonds slices sound good sugarand spice

[paulapantsdown]

So, Gary has Robbie Williams, Kelly has Jennifer Hudson ... who do the other two have to give em a hand?

[EmmaRoyd]

Xfactor is rubbish now isn't it. I miss mingehead in the days where his face moved, and dannii and her honest critiques.

[sjuperwolef]

sinitta and jessie j iirc

[sjuperwolef]

simon and danni should come back and louis and flappy handy kelly can retire.

[LottieJenkins]

Almond slices would be a trip to the doctors/casualty for me...........

[SaggyHairyArse]

Hung like a horse?

unratedgbcwow.blogspot.com/2011/01/dappy-of-n-dubz-nekked-photo-leak.html

[kitya]

where can I watch it? I missed it all

[EmmaRoyd]

I'm sure it will be repeated on itv2 this week bit I really wouldn't bother. In a nutshell..

Shitty kitty sang a ditty with a neon flashing clitty.

It wasn't pretty.

[sjuperwolef]

<a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?q=dappys+cock&hl=en&gbv=2&tbm=isch&tbnid=mrQ04bd9FrIOmM:&imgrefurl=josepvinaixa.blogspot.com/2011/08/n-dubz-dappy-nude-picture-leaked-online.html&docid=MYO5bPryOIRLmM&w=477&h=640&ei=claATvj0Gcet8gOCtKyPAQ&zoom=1&iact=rc&dur=377&page=1&tbnh=173&tbnw=129&start=0&ndsp=19&ved=1t:429,r:0,s:0&tx=80&ty=98&biw=1344&bih=740" rel="nofollow noindex" target="_blank">this is the one i saw

[EmmaRoyd]

that is never real!! Is it??

[sjuperwolef]

apparently he saw chris browns naked photos and went all childish ''my cocks bigger than yours'' and thats why he put ^ that ^ online if its real, it explains why so many girls are willing to sleep with him since he looks like a demented baby monkey/robbie williams monkey love child

[sjuperwolef]

hmm didnt mean my that to go all italicy but ok..

[EmmaRoyd]

Yuk, doesn't want to make me sleep with him, he looks like a teenage troll, the plastic toy kind, not the Internet kind.

[sjuperwolef]

heh heh he does pug ugly lad he is.

[gregssausageroll]

Just incase it hasn't been mentioned, Goldie has withdrawn herself so I am presuming she got through to the live shows.

Kitty is talking of withdrawing - oooh woe is me. Get orf.

Sian who is through to judges houses doesn't get her visa so can't go any further.

[Davros]

Tried to link to Dappy's knob but my laptop got well hung!
Kitty's "outfit" reminded me of the rough strippers in the film Gypsy, they all had gimmicks like a trumpet or light-up leotard. She's vile. Also sick of the belters and benders (sorry Badger et al).

[SayCoolNowSayWhip]

Oh FGS it's just all so ridiculous now.

[electra]

Goldie has left? Thank goodness for that - why exactly did they keep putting her through? She's completely mad but can't sing for her life. And they are always going on about singing being the most important thing. I'm surprised Kelly supported her so much....

[goingbacktowork]

Wwhy is Gary called Barry? and why is Jo called Poo Boy?

Puzzled.

[Raahh]

I mentioned earlier in the thread about Goldie- aparently she finally realised that she was the joke act and didn't want to be this year's Wagner. Much as i love X factor, I do think putting through people like her is unfair, rather than politely get rid at the first audition.

In a way she got her own back on the producers for setting her up- since she waited until just before the live shows to pull out.

[SuePurblybilt]

Sir Barry of Garlow, going. Or Bazza if you've shagged him like me.

Aiden, the talentless psycho from 2010, was called Spiky Poo Boy as his endless straining and bending looked like he had a spiky poo coming. Jo (blonde one, touch of the Von Trapps?) does the same so is also a Poo Boy. Though I shall call him Fritz.

[Raahh]

the Barry /Gary thing is a joke- Barry Garlow/Gary Barlow.

Jo is poo boy (i think ) because he looks a little constipated when singing- tather like Aiden last year, who we nick named 'Spikey poo'.

we are a mature lot, on the X factor threads