X Factor back this weekend - time to see if the new judges will be a hit or a miss!

[SESthebrave]

Can't believe it's back already but I can't wait to see what the new judges are like! Anyone else?

Looking forward to having my head shaved and having the kids taken off me, whilst wearing my Per Una blouse and eating my fuller-for-longer rhubarb and custard organic yoghurt ...

Jason O is deffo FOD

I was wrong, wiki says hes from Cheshire. Wiki knows everything!

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Having a mental image of Bazza in a room with a load of Mumsnetters

I think David Mitchell is secretly very filthy

It's always the quiet ones

He would bloody thank me. After what I'm going to let him do.

David Mitchell is a feathery stroker.

Pulls up my chair, books front row seats on thread for the rest of the Xfactor Series.

Now get the freakin ads off!

Jason Orange, for example, is gayer than a mardi gras policeman

I'd shag him backstage. Even in his sparkly tour outfits.

BearGrylls- I love that saying!!

This is the one who is touted already to be the next big thing! She already has stuff on you tube- so not that shy, i guess!

If they have they already shown her house FFS - pretty sure she'll get through.....

If they are in this girl's house, they've already decided, no?

here's the new wosshername-with-the-wobbly-hand

At least Dermot's taken off that hideous roll neck...

I like her already I hope she can sing

ah that young lass better be good she looks sweet

WTF's a feathery stroker

How refreshingly uncoached this simple, straightforward girl is.

Great minds, Port...