X Factor back this weekend - time to see if the new judges will be a hit or a miss!

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Can't believe it's back already but I can't wait to see what the new judges are like! Anyone else?

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Brother sounds like a Mumsnet troll.

Oooh surely Take That will perform on one of the live shows? Puuurrrrllleeeeaaaaassse?

Barry would be perfect if he'd just drop the v-necks and his trousers

Barry is a god. Nuff said. If anyone else says different they'll have me to deal with.

Brother? Fucking autocorrect. Britney.

Oh One Day, I hated that book. Now it's a filum.

Bazza is no Howard Donald but he'd do in a dry week.

This thread is making me laugh.

David Mitchell looks like he'd cry afterwards. Possibly before also. Put me right off, that would.

You are so right, Sue.

Britney is a MN troll, so true.

Lol sugar

in other news, I have TRIFLE.

Well that'll be me replacing the weekly Robbie Williams dream with one of Barry.

Or maybe both of them....

What the hell, chuck in Bradley Cooper for good measure .

So, do we think Jason O prefers Tulisa or Louis? Am undecided. Both??

So we've had a cheeky chappie (this years Ollie Murs), shitty kitty (this years Katie Weasel) and now that mad woman who has 'star quality' who is this years Wagner and who Louie will no doubt say every week that she 'entertained' everyone. I have deja vu.

Bear are you Irish, only the Irish that I know say "filum" including my Mum.

How many adverts?!

Sooooooooooooooooooooo many ads....

I would have wine but it's in the kitchen and I'm here, and comfortable

David Mitchell would cry and - here's the thing - thank you afterwards.

you know it.

I have banoffi pie. And .

I don't want to be shagged round the backstage of anything. I want witty retorts and playful banter before collapsing into bed to the strains of a violin swelling in the background.