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X Factor back this weekend - time to see if the new judges will be a hit or a miss!

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SESthebrave · 17/08/2011 14:43

Can't believe it's back already but I can't wait to see what the new judges are like! Anyone else?

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clawsatELVES · 20/08/2011 20:53

"David Mitchell is a feathery stroker."

I hope his PA is very thorough at showing him his press and comments. That would terrify him.

FYI, I imagine you with your hands on your hips, stating that (quote) with a disappointed shake of your head.

EmmaRoyd · 20/08/2011 20:53

diana vickers

BearGryllsBra · 20/08/2011 20:53

I do too BreakOut! And I've know many a feathery stroker in my time unfortunately. Grin

SuePurblybilt · 20/08/2011 20:54

Right now this one is aiming for the humble Katie Weasel thing. With a touch of the Diana Knickers.

Whee, look at me, I'm so kooky. Have you seen my funny specs? Look! I have no shoes. I play the tin whistle you know.

PortBlacksandIsLovelyInAutumn · 20/08/2011 20:54

Indeed LeBof Grin

SESthebrave · 20/08/2011 20:54

This could be our first finalist?

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spout · 20/08/2011 20:54

that's the badger, Emma.

Curiousmama · 20/08/2011 20:54

I dunno my mate's going to be on youtube, we videoed him playin guitar and singing last night. he's shy but fab!

SaulGood · 20/08/2011 20:54

I do like her cardie. Like a good piece of knitwear me.

Mitmoo · 20/08/2011 20:54

Nerves in her voice

BearGryllsBra · 20/08/2011 20:54

Right you lot. Be nice. She's only wee.

SaulGood · 20/08/2011 20:54

Oh she's fucking quirky.

superjobee · 20/08/2011 20:54

she makes me want to cry she is adorable!

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spout · 20/08/2011 20:55

finalist. I'll put the rest of my trifle on it.

BreakOutTheKaraoke · 20/08/2011 20:55

Feathery stroker is from a Marian Keyes book, someone whos a bit feminine, might cry after a good seeing to, would stroke your arm gently- not a manly man!

Raahh · 20/08/2011 20:55

thing is- she is trying to soung like Ellie Goulding- but there is already and ellie Goulding, so what's the point?

LeBOF · 20/08/2011 20:55

I bloody knew she'd sing this. How many more wafty warblers does the world need?

foxinsocks · 20/08/2011 20:55

Omg what happened to Kelly between London and Birmingham? That must have been one hell of a car drive

LottieJenkins · 20/08/2011 20:55

She is very breathy isnt she? according to the papers shes the current favourite to win!!!!

Mitmoo · 20/08/2011 20:55

Now she is getting into the song.

MojitoTime · 20/08/2011 20:55

Boring.

Next...

Curiousmama · 20/08/2011 20:55

yep think she's very vickersish

TaudrieTattoo · 20/08/2011 20:55

She sounds like a cross between Ellie Goulding and Darth Vader.

handsomeharry · 20/08/2011 20:55

She's sweet.